Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny 👀 Three souls trapped in a wooden cage A feline beast in a blind-white rage The Golden cowered, the Shiba prayed While the Husky watched the door displayed The steel bites deep, the splinters fly Underneath a moonless, kitchen sky! Scratch! Tear! The barrier breaks! How much more can our spirits take? A ginger paw, a blade of chrome Terror invades our happy home The gap grows wide, the hinges groan To the darkest depths of the kennel thrown! ​ HE’S PEERING THROUGH THE HOLE! HE’S COMING FOR YOUR SOUL! ​ HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY! The whiskers of doom! The stench of catnip fills the room! HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY! With an axe in his grip! One false move and your skin he’ll strip! Chaos reigns in this hallway war As the beast steps through the broken door! ​ But wait! In the corner, a weapon of red To strike the fear in the kitty’s head The Husky rises, muscles of steel A rubber cup with a suction seal No sword, no shield, no ancient blade But the greatest tool that was ever made! ​ The cat lunges forward, claws extended But the reign of terror is about to be ended! One shot! One strike! FOR THE PACK! ​ HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY! The whiskers of doom! The stench of catnip fills the room! HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY! With an axe in his grip! But the Husky’s got a secret tip! Chaos reigns in this hallway war But the plunger’s gonna settle the score! ​ The rubber hits with a wet, loud thwack! The ginger menace is taken aback Stuck to his forehead, stuck to his pride There’s nowhere left for the cat to hide Suction power! Absolute might! We’ve won the battle of the night! PLUNGER SMASH! (SQUISH!) PLUNGER SMASH! (POP!) GET HIM OUT! Make the madness stop! Bad kitty...