[Intro - Spoken, Deadpan] Ladies and gentlemen… Please remain calm. The llama has entered the building. [Sound Effect: Llama Squeak] BUCK! Wait. Wrong animal. [Verse 1 - Rhythmic Male Rap] I woke up this morning, found a donut in my shoe Neighbor’s got a raccoon, and he’s got a tattoo My coffee was blue, my Wi-Fi’s a lie But I’m still alive, so I don’t even try Got two left socks and a hat made of cheese A tiny little cowboy riding on my knees My phone says run, but my legs say nah I’m ten out of ten on the llama-o-meter, ha! [Pre-Chorus - Rising Energy] People are weird, and the world’s a mess But I got my shades and a llama’s blessed Three, two, one! Let me hear you say! [Chorus - Huge Melodic Male Vocal] LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! I’m just a llama, living my dream No stress, no plan, just a crazy team LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! [Post-Chorus - Crowd Chant, Funky Drop] Left hoof! Right hoof! Wiggle that hair! Who put a tiny sombrero on a bear? Left hoof! Right hoof! Hands in the air! If life gets weird, yell LLAMA DON’T CARE! [Verse 2 - Bouncy Rap, Funk Bass] Traffic’s a nightmare, the sun’s too bright My hoodie’s on backwards, I’m feeling alright A penguin just texted me, said what’s up? I don’t know why, but it made my day, yup Got a gold-plated spoon and a pocket full of peas A UFO above me keeps stealing my cheese The news says the moon’s doing backflips again I said that’s cool, tell the moon I’m a fan [Pre-Chorus - Bigger Build] Life’s so strange, but I’m not surprised Got a llama mindset, I’m highly advised Three, two, one! Let me hear you say! [Chorus - Bigger, Layered Crowd Vocals] LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! I’m just a llama, living my dream No stress, no plan, just a crazy team LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! [Bridge - Sudden Silence, Spoken Dialogue] Excuse me, sir. Yes, you. Why is there a llama in the kitchen? He pays rent. [Beat Drop - Massive Brass Hit] [Final Chorus - Maximum Energy] LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! I’m just a llama, living my dream King of the nonsense, supreme supreme! LLAMA DON’T CARE! La-la-la, don’t care! [Outro - Beat Cuts Out] La-la-la-la… Llama don’t care! [Small Llama Squeak] That was my lawyer.
