I Got a Stone (And Can’t Piss It)

"You ever been so mad at your own damn kidney you started threatening it like a cursed relic? Four months in pain, no sleep, no peace. But I’m still standing. And this stone’s about to fall." [Verse 1 – swampy Southern Gothic blues] (gritty female vocals) Woke up one mornin’ with a burnin’ in my side Felt like the devil takin’ me for a ride Doc said wait, ER shut the door Four damn months, I’m screamin’ on the floor [Chorus – howlin', fierce and funny] I got a stone… and can’t piss it Beggin’ for mercy, but I won’t miss it Body’s a warzone, nerves gonna split Yeah I got a stone… and can’t piss it [Verse 2 – build with bite] Had a root-wrapped tooth, face like a frog on fire Felt every twist, still didn’t retire Then a vein popped loose, didn’t make a sound Still cooked, still cleaned, didn’t fall down [Bridge – cinematic and mythic] No food, no coffee, just rage and breath Whispers to Mama, danced with death Shockwave’s comin’—stone’s last prayer And I’ll walk out proud, like I was never there [Final Chorus – triumphant roar] I got a stone… but I’ll crush it Freya’s in my blood, I won’t hush it Gonna ride this pain like a Valkyrie twist Yeah I had a stone… But I pissed it.