Things My Sleepy Thumb Does When It's in Bed with Someone I Love

[[Intro]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb has got a mind, It leaves good judgment far behind. Every night it's up to something new... Please don't blame me—it's not me, it's YOU!... ...No wait... it's YOU! (points at thumb) [[Verse 1]] Just as we're drifting off to sleep, Everything's quiet, calm, and deep. Then my Sleepy Thumb says, "Watch this trick..." And boops your nose... boop boop... nice and quick. You start laughing, I wake confused, Wondering why you're so amused. Meanwhile my Thumb looks innocent, Like it deserves a medal for the event. [[Pre-Chorus]] It steals your pillow, hugs too tight, Wanders off somewhere in the night. Every evening, same old scene... My Sleepy Thumb is living out its dreams. [[Chorus]] Things my Sleepy Thumb does When it's in bed with someone I love... It steals the blankets, pokes your cheek, Then disappears for hide-and-seek! Things my Sleepy Thumb does Without permission from above... I wake up wondering, "What was that?" While you're laughing... and so's the cat! [[Drop]] [[Verse 2]] Sometimes it reaches for your hair, Then freezes like it wasn't there. Sometimes it high-fives in its sleep, Its social skills are running cheap. It pats your shoulder, grabs your sleeve, Gives tiny cuddles while I dream. I swear it's got its own routine... Going places quite obscene... hahaha! [[Bridge]] One day it'll probably wave hello, Shake your hand before I know. Maybe sign its own autograph... Then wake us both with helpless laughs. [[Final Chorus]] Things my Sleepy Thumb does When it's in bed with someone I love... It starts adventures every night, Completely harmless... mostly right. Things my Sleepy Thumb does Should probably come with warning gloves. If you wake up being gently booped... Congratulations... you've been Sleepy Thumbed! [[Outro]] [[Laughing]] Sleepy Thumb... You're sleeping on the couch tonight.