[Intro] Gather ‘round folks! Cozy up by the flame! Let Ol’ Neon! Regale ya a refrain... A short tall tale! You can take to the grave... So when you're laid low... You'll still have a smile- On your face! (Here we go!) [Beat drop followed by instrumental] [Verse] Well once! Upon a time! In the foothills! Of ol’ Kentucky! There was a little... Little scamp! Known as the Brockny-rab-horse-pony! Head of a bunny! Body of a pony! Tail of a horse! And little... Rabbit feet! [Beat drop followed by banjo instrumental] [Chorus] Oh Brockny! Rab-horse-pony! What ya doin’ In the hills today? Gettin’ up to Mischief! Like you always do... Do always!! [Banjo instrumental] [Verse] With a hop! And a clop! Bounce and a trot! It finds the nearest- Nearest garden! To have... for lunch! Takin’ all your veggies! Leavin’ behind- Horse-pony patties! Topped! With a big ol’ Poop pellet! [Beat drop followed by banjo instrumental] [Chorus] Oh Brockny! Rab-horse-pony! What ya doin’ In the hills today? Gettin’ up to Mischief! Like you always do... Do always!! From Kentucky! To Tennessee! Virginia! And Alabamy! That little bastard- Sure gets around! [Banjo instrumental] [Verse] Now yee ol’ Brockny- Ain’t been seen... In a crow’s age... Some say he died! Some say he fled! Some sayyyyy... He never existed! Oh but he did! And he still does! And if you wander out... Under a full moon sky... You just might catch- A glimpse of somethin’... Rabbit... horse... pony-shaped... Hoppin’ on by... Hahahaha! ...Or not! [Beat drop followed by banjo instrumental] [Outro] Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yo-da-loo Yodel-lo-yodel-lo-ya-do-la-lee Liddle-diddle-day La-da-dee-doo! Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yo-da-loo Yodel-lo-yodel-lo-ya-do-la-lee Liddle-diddle-day La-da-dee-doo! Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yo-da-loo Yodel-lo-yodel-lo-ya-do-la-lee Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yo-da-doh-do-doney! YEAHHHH!!! Brockny-Rab-Horse-Pony!! [Instrumental solo - fade out]
