Bobbo's Portside Transportation Superstore! Bitch

[air horn] [engine revving] [distant explosion] --- announcer: **Bobbo's Portside Transportation Superstore!** for when "Bitch, get the fuck out my way or ill fucking kill you " needs a little extra **umph.** --- why yell at traffic when you can drive an armored personnel carrier? --- why sit in gridlock when you can become the gridlock? --- armored cars! gunships! combat mechs! --- because sometimes the shortest route home goes directly through the obstacle. --- customer: isn't that excessive? --- announcer: excessive is just another word for prepared. --- Bobbo's Portside Transportation Superstore! ### when "excuse me" has failed. ### when "please move" isn't working. ### when diplomacy has reached its natural conclusion. --- located in the Ports, between Warehouse 14 and the smoking crater. --- [rapid disclaimer] Bobbo's reminds customers that traffic laws, property rights, and international conventions may still apply depending on jurisdiction, surviving witnesses, and caliber used. Bobbo's Portside Transportation Superstore! for when "Bitch, get the fuck out my way or ill fucking kill you " needs a little extra umph"