(Verse 1) Brian’s drivin’ southbound with the playlist turned up loud Noel’s pickin’ out the outfits tryin’ to scandalize the crowd Siri the little pug princess ridin’ like a queen While Winston’s sniffin’ every palm tree lookin’ lean and mean Checked into the Airbnb just off Central Ave Rainbow towels by the pool and a host who looked half bad Rosé chillin’ in the fridge, flip-flops by the door Five little days in paradise… what could we want more? (Pre-Chorus) Golden skies and salty breeze Tiny shorts and dirty tease Dog dads on a summer spree Livin’ out a fantasy (Chorus) Five days in St. Pete, feelin’ naughty, feelin’ sweet Brian flirtin’ by the poolside, Noel dancin’ to the beat Siri struttin’ like a diva, Winston workin’ every street We came for sun… but stayed for men Five wild nights in St. Pete again (Verse 2) Started out at Salty Nun with frozen drinks and laughs Somebody winked at Brian while Noel admired the abs Then over into Cocktail where the room was glowin’ red One guy bought tequila shots and another bought the bed Enigma after midnight, shirts halfway unbuttoned Dancin’ like vacation husbands while the bassline kept on thumpin’ Meanwhile Winston’s stealing hearts out on the patio scene And Siri’s judging every outfit like a tiny aging queen (Pre-Chorus) Neon kisses, humid air Cute boys with platinum hair Every night a fever dream Nothing’s quite the way it seemed (Chorus) Five days in St. Pete, feelin’ reckless, feelin’ free Beach by day and boys by nighttime, pure vacation chemistry Brian smilin’ way too innocent, Noel sippin’ dirty tea Airbnb and puppy love With just enough of the dirty stuff Yeah paradise looked good online But baby, this was way more fine (Bridge) Late-night pizza, rooftop breeze Bad decisions after three Poolside gossip, drag queen laughs Tiny swimsuits, bubble baths Siri snorin’ on the sofa Winston flirtin’ for a treat Brian’s sayin’ “just one more drink” Noel’s dancin’ in bare feet (Final Chorus) Five days in St. Pete, where the boys are tan and sweet Every sunset feels electric, every kiss a little heat From the beaches to the dance floors, every night’s a masterpiece We came for fun… and stayed too long Turned our whole trip into a song Sunburned, happy, slightly broke Still smellin’ like sunscreen, gin, and smoke (Outro) Bye-bye St. Pete, don’t you worry, we’ll be back Siri barkin’ at the seagulls, Winston leadin’ every pack Brian, Noel, dogs and dreams Livin’ life in glitter scenes Five days gone in a glitter flash… Now somebody call another Uber fast.
