Hey, you, person from another country! You're xenophobic! What is racist in my country is racist everywhere, okay? You support gay rights and marriage? You're homophobic! But that country over there, that has death penalty for gays That's not homophobic, that is fine!!! They bring u$ the oil! So don't dare criticize what they believe, THAT would be racist! Your country's culture is inferior, we're gonna destroy it We got our Big Tech social media, ready to censor you And everything that is considered offensive in my country Politics, religion, history, philosophy, sex, fetishes, nudity Alternative medicine, sociology, logic, occultism, biology We don't like these things in America! NO! Now surrender My country has problems of institutional racism, I know it's bad! But it's white people's fault, definitely not American society's fault! America is a great country, we're the best! It's NEVER our fault! We're still gonna pretend everywhere else is the same as here So we can export our 'solution', coming soon to your country! With Big Tech's censorship we can conquer the world again! ***GUITAR SOLO OF DEVASTATING HYPOCRISY*** 21% of my country says that homosexuality should not be accepted But those are not homophobic, no no no!!! YOU are homophobic Because you said those LGBT subreddits are politically biased How dare you? We're not biased, it's YOU who are a hateful bigot! You're so xenophobic! Now we're gonna destroy your inferior culture Keep using American social media so we'll be the lords of the world! Don't call it 'social media censorship', the right word is 'democracy' That's the only thing we ever export to foreign countries, I promise! You're also transphobic! You accidentally misgendered that girl! OMG YOU'RE SO BIGOTED!!! Nah, we don't care about her, tho She has been bullied to death by her classmates, but they're fine At least those bullies used the right pronouns, unlike you! Surrender! The good 'ol times are coming back, smells like 18th century's spirit! We are the land of the free, where incarceration rate is the highest! That country that says homosexual people should be killed, it's fine! Who cares! As long as they bring us the oil, everything they do is fine Yeah, yeah, sure, we're helping them to continue the war in Yemen So what? Black lives matter only if they're Americans, didn't you know? [GLOBAL CONQUEST IN PROGRESS: 6̶9̶%̶... 70%! Sorry, dirty numbers are not allowed here! Keep a pure mind! WATCH OUT FOR CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, ONLY AMERICAN CULTURE IS ALLOWED IN THE WORLD] }Prepare to be colonized again. After all, cultural colonialism is what we're best at. That's what we've been doing for centuries, anyway. Say goodbye to your culture and hello to corporate America, you degenerate, bigoted, racist, homophobic, transphobic, tomatophobic, islamophobic, claustrophobic, christophobic, buddhophobic, atheophobic, arachnophobic, sexist, misogynistic, far-right, anti-capitalistic (sorry, I don't know much about politics, sociology and economics... these are just insults I have learned at school and on the Internet, they're not descriptions of your actual beliefs, okay? Ehm... anyway...) liberal fascist who doesn't feel morally outraged when someone disagrees with (y)our beliefs, and is hurting US in the wallet. Guess what, bigot? America is a private country, so we can do what we want! We will cancel you and your country and every other country that is not America with our twatty tweets. We will destroy anything that is considered offensive in our country, and there will be nothing you can do. The whole world will belong to the United States of America Inc. and you will be colonized like the good 'ol times LMAOOO!!!{ ---liberals (not in the American sense... obv...) join the chat--- American SJW supremacists:[GLOBAL CONQUEST IN PROGRESS: 7̶0̶%̶... 69%! DAMN, THAT DIRTY NUMBER AGAIN! NO!!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN WE INDOCTRINATE IN OUR 'SCHOOLS', BIGOT!!! HELP!!! THESE FILTHY LIBERALS HATE AMERICA SO THAT MEANS THEY ARE COLONIALISMOPHOBIC TERRORISTS!!! HELP!!! THEY ARE TOMATOPHOBIC AND POTATOPHOBIC, SO THEY WON'T EAT OUR FRENCH FRIES WITH KETCHUP!!! BIGOTS!!!!!!] === ERROR √(-1): ERROR NOT FOUND ===
