[Intro] "...it's not supposed to move that fast....I only looked away for a second!" [Verse 1] Set the dish by the window, just to watch it grow slow, Came back in ten minutes — i swear it knows where I go. Yellow on the glass spreadin' out like a vein, Tracing out the route to the sugar with no brain. No brain? No brain! and it's smarter than me, Optimizing mazes it's never gonna see. I fed it oats in a corner, found da shortest way there, Then it found a shorter way da next time, I swear — It's not learning, they said. -It's not supposed to think. Then why'd it route around the poison left in the sink? I started markin' walls so I'd know it hadn't spread, Woke up an found slime past every line I set. It's in the walls now, an in the floorboard seam. I'm not asleep -I checked. This ain't a fuckin' dream. (It's mapping out my room! -Look!) [VERSE 2] Drippin' yellow plas-MO-dee-um right on da floor, Got a pulse in da beaker, and it’s beggin' for more! Splicing up da COR-dee-seps, an unholy mix, Watch da fruiting bodies playin' neurological tricks! Is dat a muscle spasm or a rhythmic design? Look- da petri dish is learnin' how to rhyme! Slime mold intelligence, mappin' out da park!, Leavin' glowin' trails right through da dark! [CHORUS] Hear dat pulse? Dat’s da Pumpin' of da veins! Networked, optimized, bypassin' your brain! Gums turnin' blue like a Klor-oh-sy-BOH-ree-uh, Got ya whole nervous system caught in my idea! Got a fruiting body burstin' straight out ya spine, Suckin' up da gloo-kohs, yeah, it's doin' just fine! Ree-TIK-yoo-LAA-taa!! Sub-kyoo-TAY-nee-uhs vye-BRAY-shun! A chemical attack, Injectin' da protoplasm right into ya crack! (Grrraaahhh!) [VERSE 2] A plas-MO-dee-ul hostile takeover, cellular fusion, Turnin' your reality to optical illusion! Micro pipe-et maniac playin' slimy dares, Whisperin' codes dat da Slime mold shares. pod-AK-sis scepter poppin' spores like a bomb, (KA-Bang! -Kop-rin-OP-sis duh-MIN-yun!!!!) Talk all you want, but my molds never sleep, Turn ya little brain to mush in a week! Spore-oh-KAR-pik MAY-hem, a cellular smash, Suckin' down da nutrients and turnin' 'em to ash! Dis network is expandin', it's claimin' my fuckin' room, Uh-nas-tuh-MO-sis matrix, of inevitable doom! [Outro] "SHHHH... hold your breath! -it's zoning in on something.... Me!!!!"
