The Goose & The Gander 50.1 [PRIVATE EXPLICIT]

[Opening Anthem - Spoken Word] [Spoken Word Begins Here] [The music is a low, ominous hum, growing in intensity] Attention listener. The following message contains intense dialogue regarding social and gendered conflict. If you are sensitive to topics of identity politics or social division, please switch to a different song now. The message begins in five... four... three... two... one. [Spoken Word Ends Here] [Extended Instrumental Break] [Heavy industrial drums kick in with a distorted bassline. A sharp, mechanical screeching sound punctuates the rhythm for 30 seconds, building into a wall of sound before dropping into a steady, pulsing beat.] [Verse] [Female Vocal] The fragile masculinity on display here is absolutely hilarious [Female Vocal] Best comment of the entire post [Female Vocal] They are embarrassing to themselves and I love it [Female Vocal] Bunch of crying gander babies [Female Vocal] And the problem [Female Vocal] Exactly they are all so delicate [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Male Vocal] Where do you get fragile here? [Male Vocal] The geese tossed a tantrum the geese feel that they were mocked [they weren’t] [Male Vocal] And as such the geese have hurt their brand [Male Vocal] The ganders got praise the ganders partied [Male Vocal] The ganders ate back in the national hockey league [Male Vocal] What are the geese doing today? [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Female Vocal] I don’t engage with bots [Female Vocal] Oh Dougie it’s ganders like you who geese just don’t need or want around [Female Vocal] So essentially since they don’t have an NHL salary supporting them [Female Vocal] And likely many have to work jobs that don’t give them daily hockey practice [Female Vocal] You’ve highlighted how much more impressing and challenging it was for the geese’s team to grab the gold [Female Vocal] I’d call you insightful but there’s that complicating factor that you led with broadcasting your gander fragility [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Female Vocal] And they had to sit through that incoherent and stupid “speech” by the orange menace [Female Vocal] That was good revenge [Female Vocal] I’d explain why your statement is wrong but you wouldn’t get it [Female Vocal] And you’re not worth trying to rehabilitate [Female Vocal] Geez that comment just proved you are a weak fragile misogynistic white gander [Female Vocal] With a small cock or maybe closet gay [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Female Vocal] Denying that the geese were mocked and putting them down is a way of elevating yourself [Female Vocal] We see you buddy [Female Vocal] You don’t get to decide who was or was not mocked [Female Vocal] Crawl back into your hole [Male Vocal] You are a bot [Male Vocal] Not sure what that means but we all know how you think [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Male Vocal] Just like my comment that you didn’t disagree with tells me everything [Male Vocal] In your eyes geese are goddesses and ganders are evil [Male Vocal] This is what society teaches now [Male Vocal] The majority of geese want the gander self-deletion ratio to go up [Male Vocal] And want to get gander-only abortions [Male Vocal] Because modern society teaches that the more ganders dead the better the world will be [Instrumental Break] [Verse] [Male Vocal] Sorry but I will continue taking care of the geese in my life even if I’m labeled as evil and useless [Male Vocal] You may want us dead but the geese in my life care about me [Male Vocal] And I will protect them from your ideology [Male Vocal] And show them how baseless your agenda to demonize us ganders is [Outro - Spoken Word] [Spoken Word Begins Here] [The music fades into a haunting, echoing piano melody] The divide remains. The geese and the ganders continue their flight on separate winds. The cycle repeats until the pond runs dry. End of message. [Spoken Word Ends Here]