Advantage Milwaukee (a game thread anthem — Brewers vs. Dodgers, 8/15/26) [Verse 1] Six-fifteen at Dodger Stadium, the boys log on to grumble “Advantage Milwaukee — if we score more than two” Somebody’s dropped Yelich, picked up Wrobleski for the fantasy league Says he’s doing it for the team, doing his part, it’s true Contreras hitting two-fifty-five, and nobody knows quite how Somebody swears he’ll heat up, somebody just says “wow” [Pre-Chorus] Down in St. Louis a kid named Baez Three homers, three at-bats, first man ever to do it And every message board in Milwaukee Is staring at the wall going “why can’t that be us” [Chorus] Oh, keep the ball in the park tonight, Miz Somebody’s gotta send him that speech Grip it and rip it, gutsy and gritty Just win one for the boys out of reach We’ve got a gold glove third baseman throwing To a gold glove first baseman, nobody’s dream But it worked, and the lead’s holding steady — Advantage, advantage Milwaukee [Verse 2] Miz gives up a little something, the board goes “wow, okay” Somebody says he flipped us the bird, but he’s grinning as he says it Six innings, one run, six punchouts, a gutsy kind of day Fought through it when the fastball wasn’t working, found the slider instead Help came in from Oakland, a name nobody knew “Is that a player or a Twitter guy,” someone asks — turns out it’s true [Chorus] So keep the ball in the park tonight, Miz We finally gave you something to keep Grip it and rip it, gutsy and gritty Win it for the Uecker, win it for the Crew We’ve got a gold glove third baseman throwing To a gold glove first baseman, out of a dream And the lead is holding, holding, holding — Advantage, advantage Milwaukee [Bridge] Dodgers suck baseballs, someone types in all caps Dave Roberts pinch-hit for Muncy, and nobody can explain that Meanwhile here’s the guy who shows up after every single win Just to remind us all we’re doomed — thanks, buddy, let us in “People being happy that their team won is so annoying” Yeah, we heard you the first forty times [Final Chorus] So keep the ball in the park tonight, Miz Tomorrow it’s Henderson and Skubal, a gunfight at high noon Grip it and rip it, gutsy and gritty Push the lead on the Dodgers, push it on the Cubs too We’ve got a gold glove third baseman throwing To a gold glove first baseman, patched-together team But the board’s still lit, two in the morning — Advantage, advantage Milwaukee [Outro] Three-ten tomorrow, log back on again Advantage Milwaukee — if we score more than two
