[dubstep intro] spoken] Welcome all you Wob goblins… [pause] Tonight we’re taking you on a journey into Wonksville.. [pause] Please Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times… [pause] Side effects may include… head banging, wobble bones, wonk fever, and straight up tripping balls... [build up] Cause Things are about to get… sploinky. [drop] [spoken] Things are about to get… sploinky. [ wonky drop] [spoken] Tonight we’re taking you on a journey into Wonksville.. [pause] Please Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times… [pause] Side effects may include… head banging, wobble bones, wonk fever, and straight up tripping balls... [build up] Cause Things are about to get… sploinky. [drop] [spoken] Things are about to get… sploinky. [ wonky drop] [build up] [build up] [spoken] Things are about to get… sploinky.. [grimy drop] [growls] [wobbles] [grimy drop] [growl] [spoken] Are you ready for the wub wubs?… SPLOINK! [wobble remix] [drop] [spoken] [laughter] Hahahahaha! [spoken] Are you feeling wonky yet? [remix] [grimy drop] [spoken] Are you seeing this?! [remix] [grimy drop] [spoken] Wow… [remix] [grimy drop] [scream] Wub wub. [drop] [spoken] Thank you for riding the wonk express… [pause] Please gather your belongings and exit safely.. [spoken] Whoops! [pause] [spoken] Any injuries you may have sustained, please… make a formal complaint the department of transportation… Have a good day. [end] [end]
