"Loki and His Monkey Love" (A cheeky, comedic rap with a playful and exaggerated tone) (Intro) (Bouncy beat kicks in with monkey screeches and Loki’s bark in the background) Yeah, it’s Loki in the house! Small dog, big energy, and… even bigger ambitions. Let’s talk about the Monkey, y’all. (Verse 1) Now Loki’s got a hobby that’s hard to explain, A little stuffed monkey drives him insane. It’s two times his size, but he don’t care, He’s the king of the jungle, and he’s taking it there! He drags her across the room, tail held high, Giving side-eye glances like, “Don’t ask why.” Monkey GF’s his one true flame, And when he gets to humpin’, there’s no shame in his game! (Chorus) Loki, Loki, makin’ it wild, With his Monkey GF, he’s love’s little child. Loki, Loki, he’s got no chill, He’s climbing that monkey like it’s Everest Hill! (Verse 2) He’s got her in the living room, got her on the stairs, Got her in the kitchen—yeah, he takes her everywhere. Neighbors be watching, they can’t believe, This little Jack Russell’s got tricks up his sleeve! The monkey’s twice his size, but that don’t faze, Loki’s got determination in his doggy gaze. He’s a pint-sized Casanova, love on his mind, His monkey romance is one of a kind! (Chorus) Loki, Loki, doin’ his thing, With his stuffed-up queen, he’s the humping king! Loki, Loki, the jungle is his, When Monkey’s around, it’s all doggy bliss! (Bridge) (Beat slows, sultry saxophone kicks in for dramatic flair) Now some dogs fetch, and some dogs sit, But Loki’s got passion, and he’s showing it. He don’t need no squeaky toy, no tug-of-war, He’s got a Monkey GF, and she’s so much more! (Breakdown) (Beat drops low, Loki’s bark echoes in the background) Oh, Monkey GF, you’re his plushy delight, Dragging you around both day and night. You’re his partner in crime, his one true flame, When it’s humping time, he’s calling your name! (Final Chorus) Loki, Loki, the lover in fur, Climbing his monkey like a doggy conqueror. Loki, Loki, his love’s supreme, He’s living the dream with his monkey queen! (Outro) (Beat fades with Loki’s triumphant bark and a squeaky toy sound) So here’s to Loki and his Monkey GF, A love so big, it’s defying physics itself. Two times his size? That’s no divide, ‘Cause Loki’s all heart, and he’s got the ride! (Final chord, monkey screech, and crowd laughter.)
