Lyrics inspired by a random Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_H._Boring [Intrumental] [Introduction] Let me tell you the tale... Recount the story... Of my man Will... Far from boring... He had a badass life (American soldier) He had a badass wife (Named Sarah Wilder) [Bridge] You might want to laugh (Don’t let the name fool ya) You might lower your guard Cause my man, (he gonna get ya) (Click! Boom!) [Chorus] He might have been Boring But she was Wilder Deep into Oregon a future brighter. Nature is their home Far west settlers The land singing their song It’s Boring and Wilder [Verse] Eighteen Forty One from Tennessee Brother settling back in Missouri Joined with the Union as Infantry Under the General Charles Hovey Fought in Vickburg and was discharged His face and neck, badly scarred Got back to the farm but longed for more Married his wife and left their home! [Chorus] He might have been Boring But she was Wilder Deep into Oregon a future brighter. Nature is their home Far west settlers The land singing their song It’s Boring and Wilder [Solo] [Bridge] Their story, far from over A thriving log community They gave land to the first school Most exciting place to LIVE! YEAH!! [solo] [Outro] If you go near Portland In the heart of Oregon William’s legacy lives His battle has been won [Finale][heartfelt] He might have been Boring But she was Wilder Deep into Oregon a future brighter. Nature is their home Far west settlers The land singing their song It’s Boring and Wilder [end]
