[Verse 1] I get the anime girls with the giant... [inhale] ... eyes. Movie stars and models, yeah that's no surprise Comic book heroines, spandex wrapped Thicc thighs and OnlyFans keeping you up till sunrise [Verse 2] E-girls making ahegao, Widowmaker's ass Genshin waifus, D.Va getting you off fast Projekt Melody's streaming digital charm Fantasy elves and demons, ...okay? no harmmmm! [Chorus] But everything's gooner bait, apparently Even things that shouldn't be How deep does this onahole go actually? Do I even wanna know ?! God! Don't tell me! [Verse 3] Final Fantasy ladies, Twitch girls in hot tubs Mommy characters, big goth girl love A S M R whispers, thigh-highs and cat ears Now you're jerking to feet pics, isn't that weird!? [Verse 4] Armpit fetishes? Monster girls with tails? Femboys in skirts, my sanity fails Step-sister porn, Rule 63 swaps Bowsette's big tits, when does this stop!? [Chorus] But everything's gooner bait, apparently Even things that shouldn't be How deep does this onahole go actually? Do I even wanna know ?! God! Don't tell me! [Bridge - bewildered] Sonic the hedgehog, My Little Pony too Furry anthro girls, I don't get you Wendy's mascot, flicking Among Us beans What the hell fuels these wet dreams!? [Verse 5 - complete disbelief] Kitchen appliances? Wait, seriously? You wanna fuck a blender? That's just scary And Vaporeon is "compatible for breeding" Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I reading?! [Final Chorus] Everything's gooner bait, bait, bait! Is there nothing you won't desecrate? Just gonna whip it out and masturbate? All these things you wanna penetrate! You'll get hard for anything oh god WAIT!! Just going to town, didn't even hesitate?! Everything's gooner bait, bait, bait! [Outro] What the actual fuck? (What the actual fuck?) How did we get here? [Chorus] But everything's gooner bait, apparently Even things that shouldn't be How deep does this onahole go actually? Do I even wanna know ?! God! Don't tell me! [Outro Continued - innocent tone] I mean, I'm totally normal Just some light hentai Maybe a little やおい And okay, fine, tentacles... but that's different, right? ...Right? [END]
