Well me and my buddy Bacon We got drunk at the Houston zoo Saw some fatass gorilla Flingin their poo Well bacon had a good idea He said Jimi check this out right now Let’s have a couple more beers and get ready to drop some trow So we stumbled on over to the bar I hit on the bartender girl Said I’ll have 3 beers and you got the biggest boobs in the world I got slapped and we got our beers Chugged em real fast right here Walked to the gorillas and immediately dropped our pants Well we caused the zoo poop fight of 2025 One of my turds hit a grandma in the eye Gorillas slingin their shit like an F-35 Me and Bacon drunk as hell Then after we were done making big stinky shits We started pissin’ on a bunch of orphan kids Then we let all the gorillas out and they browned everywhere As the chaos had descended Bacon’s gettin a little winded He pooped so much he barely even weighted 90 pounds Then we got us some more beers Now our second wind is here Let’s go drop our pants again and make a big mess on the ground Then the gorillas started banging the bartender girl I said hey my poop cannons gonna come unfurled If you don’t let go of her cuz those boobs are mine And we ate burritos and fired at will In the end I got the girl And bacon’s still pissin on orphans right to this day Well we caused the zoo poop fight of 2025 One of my turds hit a grandma in the eye Gorillas slingin their shit like an F-35 Me and Bacon drunk as hell Then after we were done making big stinky shits We started pissin’ on a bunch of orphan kids Then we let all the gorillas out and they browned everywhere
