(Verse 1) It's a Friday afternoon, the sun is shining bright Got my cup of coffee, gonna work all through the night Click, click, click, those emails flyin' in Suddenly my computer lets out a mighty din (Chorus) Blue screen of death, oh the horror and the fright! Crowdstrike Falcon update, messing up my Friday night Millions of machines all crashing to the floor Is this a cyber attack, or just a bug galore? (Verse 2) The IT guy is frantic, his hair is turning white Trying every reboot trick, but nothing seems just right The boss is on the phone, yelling in a rage "Get these systems working, or lose your minimum wage!" (Chorus) Blue screen of death, oh the horror and the fright! Crowdstrike Falcon update, messing up my Friday night Millions of machines all crashing to the floor Is this a cyber attack, or just a bug galore? (Bridge) Airlines are grounded, no flights can take off today Stock markets are frozen, our savings all go astray Hospitals on lockdown, can't scan a single brain Is this the apocalypse, or just a little strain? (Chorus) Blue screen of death, oh the horror and the fright! Crowdstrike Falcon update, messing up my Friday night Millions of machines all crashing to the floor Is this a cyber attack, or just a bug galore? (Outro) But hey, at least the hackers can't get our data now A silver lining, somehow, in this digital cow So let's raise a glass, to the chaos and the memes And hope this Falcon update is just a fleeting dream!
