"Prudie and Scuzzy... together again. I fuckin' love both of you." "Guess I gotta resolve my own fuckin' story now..." [VERSE 1] She cracked the tin, fuckin' stink was thick, The oil clung warm, the fish were slick. Tossed a sardine fuckin' make you puke, She raised a brow, “No bourbon, Dook?” I shrugged and chewed and didn't say, Gotta keep my wits today... [CHORUS 1] Today is the day. I feel its weight, Fuckin' say no word to shift her fate. She laughs like always, clear and bright— Today is the day. I fuckin' lose my fight. [VERSE 2] She pitched a pipe through shattered glass, I snapped a hubcap clean in half. Fuckin' tore through rust and broken frames, Her joy a flare that can't be tamed. I watched her dance, and held it long, Glad she’ll be here when I’m fuckin' gone. [CHORUS 2] Today is the day. Fuckin' skies stand still, She laughs and sings, fuckin' always will. I keep it quiet, hold my ground— Today is the day. My last go-round. [VERSE 3] She said, “Let’s check a rumor out—” “The swamp,” I choked, fuckin' shut my mouth. She stopped and stared. “How’d you guess that?” I shrugged again, wings tucked in flat. She laughed, said, “It’s a moonshine still.” Fuckin' fear took hold: She might be killed! [CHORUS 3] Today is the day. I know the place, The mud, the willows, the choking haze. She talks, but I can barely hear— Today is the day, and she'll be too near. [VERSE 4] A shack was there, the crates were stacked, She popped one open, gave it a crack. “Come on, owl-boy, let's get fuckin' blitzed!” I shook my head, I'll need my wits. She squinted close, eyed me fuzzy. I squeaked, “It's a fuckin' ambush, Scuzzy.” [BRIDGE] The swamp went still—then came the fog, The mummies rose up outta the bogs. She squared her stance with bladeless fist. I said “FUCK IT!” and took a swig. The burn hit hard, my choice was made— I shot ahead and cut their wave. One reached for her—I slammed it wide, Ripped through two at Scuzzy’s side. More came fast. I held that space. Too many claws. Too close a face. They dragged me down. I felt the tair— And knew it then. I’ve fuckin' always been here. She moves through smoke, Molotov's thrown— I can’t see, but I ain't alone. She pulls me close, her voice is torn, She screams my name like something sworn. I feel her safe. That's enough. I smile once... Fuckin' give it up. [CHORUS 4] Today was the day. The end came true. But you’re still here, and you'll pull through. You’re my hyena. I was your owl. Tomorrow's your day. Fuckin' make it howl. "And that's how I fuckin' died! Good night, Bumblefuck!"


