new job [ep.3.1]

offered the job on a friday, told to start next week G.T.I's got her tyre fixed, no more bus for me first week was kinda easy, got fitted for our suits not my favourite color, but i freakin' love the boots pager hazmat spade and a desk red phone, a fox and a cute red head sex pest glad I brought a porno, its like an eight hour break 'how many times the U.K ever seen a zombie outbreak?' 'there's a reason for that dear, you're the new hope!' said the man in the suit, who was showing us the ropes dressed like agent smith, but like our obi-wan-kenobi 'it's you my dear, zombie apocalypse prevention agency!' 'its likely you may never hear the red telephone ring' said miyagi over his glasses, bringing fox back in who'd been staring at my mag now for about fifteen 'but you need to be ready' he grinned, 'however unlikely!' 'and so we wait, until its three, and back to town for a beer and tea!'