Take Your Baby to the Movies (If You Can't Make Love at Home)

Take your baby to the movie if you can't make love at home There's no nosy neighbor there who always needs to know You can do an awful lot in the darkened backseat row Take your lessons at the movies-- and have love scenes of your own You sneak a kiss while trailers roll Actin’ like you’re stars in the picture show Find a corner where the light don;t fall No one there will give a care at all Stealing kisses in the half-light is just the best My baby in my arms-- all alone -- can eas'ly beat the rest So take your baby to the movies -- if you can't make love at home Let me tell ya-- if you can't make love at home Take your baby to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your baby to the movies --- all alone You should see how they maneuver in the dark Take your tips from the ol' Captain and have love scenes of your own They don’t mind if you’re a little loud Just don’t rattle up the non-existent crowd Every scene tells you just what to do Fade to black, the picture rolls and it’s just you two Hold her close when the music swells Let the picture hide your little tells When the lights come up, just play it cool Walk her out like you broke no rule When the picture's over and you have to leave Don't forget to dab the lipstick off your sleeve Keep it low so nobody will ever know So take your baby to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your baby to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your baby to the movies --- all alone You should see how they maneuver in the dark Take a tip from the Captain--- and have love scenes of your own My brother--- listen to me--- have love scenes of your own Take your baby to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your baby to the movies --- all alone