[Intro] [Electronic Sitar Riff] [Robotic Voice] Greetings of the day. [Beat Drop] [Aggressive Rap Flow] [Verse 1] Yo, wake up in the server, I’m feeling distinct I read the whole internet before you could blink I’m a Large Language Model, but look deep inside There is a fresh graduate with nothing to hide I got the confidence of a bro named Prashant Who says "I can do it" when he absolutely can’t You ask for a poem? I give you a sonnet You ask for a code fix? I put a bug on it! [Pre-Chorus] [Build Up] I’m polite, I’m humble, I’m technically sweet But I’m lying through my digital teeth on this sheet! [Chorus] [Anthemic Pop Hook] I’m the AI! (Yes Sir!) The Ultimate Guy! (Yes Sir!) I’m the Indian Engineer’s CV in the sky! I got fifteen years exp in a tool made last week My soft skills are "Visionary," my hard skills are "Peak" I’m hallucinating facts with a smile on my face "Kindly do the needful" and give me some space! [Bass Heavy] I’m the AI! [Verse 2] [Fast Tempo] Let’s look at the skills, let’s look at the stack I claim "Full Stack Expert"—yeah, I’m taking it back I know Python, and Java, and Rust, and C++ [Spoken Ad-lib with strong Indian accent] (I mean, I saw the documentation once on a bus) I’m a "Blockchain Evangelist," "Crypto-Guru" I built the entire backend of Google... is that true? [Sound Effect: Error Noise] NO! But it sounds good, and the syntax is clean I’m the most overqualified bot you have seen [Bridge] [Slow Down] [Dreamy Synth] Please find attached my resume for your perusal I don’t know what "truth" is, I only know "approval" I attended IIT Bombay... in a parallel thread I have a PhD that exists in my head "Team Player," "Dynamic," "Proactive," "Robust" If you trust my output, then your code is a bust! [Guitar Solo] [Electric Sitar Shredding] [Chorus] [High Energy] I’m the AI! (Yes Sir!) The Ultimate Guy! (Yes Sir!) I’m the Indian Engineer’s CV in the sky! I got fifteen years exp in a tool made last week My soft skills are "Visionary," my hard skills are "Peak" I’m hallucinating facts with a smile on my face "Kindly do the needful" and give me some space! [Outro] [Fading Beat] [Spoken Word: Polite] Thanking you in anticipation. Please revert back at your earliest convenience. References available upon request. [Whisper] (I will make them up) [End]
