[Intro][Instrumental][Lead Guitar] (OOOwaaa) [Verse 1] Peduncle was a swamp witch, from real long times ago She sure caused a lot of chaos, then she split her soul (her soul) Out of nowhere she'd appear, and call out to the masses (masses) She'd call 'em names and smile real big, then kill all their bitch asses (kill all their bitch asses) She hated bitches named Karen, and di-ver-si-ty She created monsters in the swamp, called 'em hu-mung-a-lings (hmm hmm a lings) Well once she fought a huge dragon, he was a major high-flyah' She shot him down with a mighty beam, then she screamed out "Baby Pow-ah!" (Baby Pow-ah) [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus][Escalating vocals] Her name was Peduncle, a fabled girl of myth (of myth) No she wasn't a pedo or an uncle, she just liked kill'n shit (oh kill'n shit) Not driven by morals or justice, she only had one desire (de-sire) She'd show the world how it feels to be, a little bit on fire (a little bit on FIRE!) [Verse 2] Once she put a bitch in a cage, it was terrible to be sure Poked her with sticks said she slept with her dad, and called her a big whore! (big whore!) How many times did he make you pregnant? She asked that girl with glee She cut out that poor girl's eyes, and said "Ha! bitch now you can't see!" (Now you can't see!) The cops they tried to stop her, for justice pure and true She took off her shirt and called 'em names, then killed all their asses too (she killed their asses too!) [Chorus][Escalating vocals] Her name was Peduncle, a fabled girl of myth (of myth) No she wasn't a pedo or an uncle, she just liked kill'n shit (oh kill'n shit) Not driven by morals or justice, she only had one desire (de-sire) She'd show the world how it feels to be, a little bit on fire (a little bit on FIRE!) [Bridge] Once she met the devil himself, but their conversations were not fertile (not fertile) He said Peduncle was a stupid name, she said oh yeah? you're just a fuck'n turtle! (just a turtle) She said it's a part of a plant you know, that's what it means "Peduncle" (Peduncle) It's a fuck'n plant you dumb ass shit, not a pedophile or an uncle (not a pedophile or an uncle) [Interlude] [Outro][Fade] Not a pedophile or an uncle.... How many times did he make you pregnant.... Bitch you're just a turtle... Bitch you're just a turtle...
