Batman's Tied-Up Night (by Ctrl+Alt+Delinquents)

Biff bam pow he's on the floor Robin's shouting "Holy metaphor" Bat-rope tight like a villain's snare Caped crusader can't go anywhere Batman tied up Batman bound Villains laughing as he hits the ground Holy handcuffs what a sight Batman’s having a tied-up night Penguin's waddling with a crooked grin Catwoman's whip got him boxed in Joker’s laugh like a twisted scream Gotham’s hero caught in a fever dream But don't you worry don't you fret This bat’s not done with Gotham yet Batman tied up Batman bound Villains laughing as he hits the ground Holy handcuffs what a sight Batman’s having a tied-up night Gadgets gone utility's bare But the bat-signal cuts the air Robin's free swinging in the breeze With a "Zam" he drops them to their knees Back in action but the ropes return Riddler’s puzzles got him in a burn Tied to chairs with knots so neat Holy hogtie what a treat! But don't you worry don't you fret This bat’s not done with Gotham yet Batman tied up Batman bound Villains laughing as he hits the ground Holy handcuffs what a sight Batman’s having a tied-up night Mr. Freeze chills him with icy chains Poison Ivy vines in the pouring rains Even Alfred’s tea tray’s a trap so sly Batman’s bound again oh my, oh my But don't you worry don't you fret This bat’s not done with Gotham yet Batman tied up Batman bound Villains laughing as he hits the ground Holy handcuffs what a sight Batman’s having a tied-up night Batman tied up... forever bound Punk rock justice ropes all around