Responsible for Farting in Yoga (Stonewall Slim Vibe)

[Intro] [banjo + 808 twang] [twangy verse] For community service, the judge sent me to talk with you about responsibility. Because I allegedly… put “I farted in yoga!” stickers on Richmond police cars. [gritty build] Deferred adjudication. No conviction… yet. The judge knew that and said, “Go teach these people responsibility.” [aggressive punchline hook] That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. [rural storytelling verse 2] So… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. The judge will ask how this went. Tell him I changed your lives. [dark humor close] Then he’ll storm back in asking why his car has an “I farted in yoga!" sticker… Say, “Your Honor… [final hook - repeat] Colin changed our lives. I farted in yoga! Colin changed our lives.