sat in the cop shop got a ride for free caught flashing in the car park at the news on live tv they were opening the new pool, the mayor was with his wife seems i gave the man a heart attack, he's fighting for his life.. two fat piggies playing good cop, bad cop one I call coffee, the other one donut interrogate me like I stolen the world cup or a shiny golden toilet, it was just my lady lumps ok officers i'm gonna come clean got a gig at the crawford gonna play there in a week support act to a mates band i can let you in for free I was just taking advantage of the free publicity. free publicity, free publicity, a phone starts ringin', coffee walks out donut's still eating, coffee talks loud donut starts leering, coffee returns 'it seems the mayor's recovered from his funny little turn so he's dropping all charges, now please dont let us see you here ever again Rose, you're free to leave.'