
I Named My Sandwich Betsy
[Verse 1] I spotted such a lovely Grilled Cheese on the park, Tis the most beautiful sandwich I've ever seen in my entire life I haven't seen such beauty since I've launched my rival neighbor up into space and he legit died because he can't breathe because there isn't any oxygen in space Anyway, what was I singing about, oh yeah, Oh grilled cheese, how I love you soooo... You're the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I love you, Mrs. Grilled Cheese, Since you can't speak, I'll name you Betsy. Oh Betsy the Grilled Cheese, you're cheesy and your steamy, oh man I won't ever get an actual woman in real life so I may as well marry you. I'll never hunt that Wascally Wabbit or that Daffy Duck ever again because of you because this is this is really my game. OH BETSY THE GRILLED CHEESE!!! MY BELOVED!!! We'll start a dynasty, and we will RULE THE WORLD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

