COMRADE! IN THE GLORIOUS LAND OF BLOCKS!

[Intro – booming Soviet-style announcer voice] COMRADE! IN THE GLORIOUS LAND OF BLOCKS! WE MARCH TOGETHER! TO VICTORY! TO WARM BED! [Verse 1 – serious but cute] 🎶 In Motherland of cube and snow, 🎶 I dig with you, we never slow. 🎶 I say: “Comrade, put your Minecraft bed next to mine, uwu!” 🎶 You nod strong — together we shine. 🎶 Put your Minecraft bed next to mine 🎶 Put your Minecraft bed next to mine 🎶 Like Red Army march in line, 🎶 We sleep together, so divine! [Chorus – proud Soviet anthem style] 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 FOR THE MOTHERLAND, AND FOR YOU! 🎶 STRONG IS HEART WHEN WE ARE NEAR, 🎶 NO FEAR, NO TEAR, ONLY CHEER! 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 UNDER RED STAR, LOVE IS TRUE! 🎶 WE FIGHT, WE BUILD, WE LOVE, WE SING, 🎶 TOGETHER, COMRADE, UNDER ONE KING! [Verse 2 – marching footsteps, accordion] 🎶 I bring flower, you bring bread, 🎶 We share sweat, we share bed. 🎶 “Put your Minecraft bed next to mine uwu,” I say firm and loud, 🎶 You smile proud, and feel so proud. 🎶 Put your Minecraft bed next to mine 🎶 Put your Minecraft bed next to mine 🎶 From Siberia to Moscow time, 🎶 Side by side we climb and climb! [Chorus – stomping, full brass] 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 WE MARCH FORWARD, HEARTS IN LINE! 🎶 IN BLOCKY WORLD, WE NEVER FALL, 🎶 TOGETHER STRONG — WE HEAR THE CALL! 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 FOR GLORY, LOVE, AND SOUL DIVINE! 🎶 NO ROOM FOR LONELY, NO ROOM FOR FEAR, 🎶 IN BED NEXT BED — COMRADE IS HERE! [Bridge – whispered solemn chant over distant drums] 🎶 Under red star we dream and fight, 🎶 Put your Minecraft bed next to mine tonight. 🎶 UwU, comrade, side by side, 🎶 In pixel world, our love won’t hide. [Final Chorus – shout with all force] 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 FOR SOVIET LOVE, FOR MOTHERLAND TRUE! 🎶 BIG STRONG COMRADE, SOFT SOFT SOFT HEART, 🎶 WE SLEEP TOGETHER, NEVER APART! 🎶 PUT YOUR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO MINE UWU! 🎶 IN GLORIOUS BLOCK WORLD, ME AND YOU! 🎶 FROM EAST TO WEST, FROM MINE TO MINE, 🎶 BED NEXT BED — UWU, COMRADE, FINE! [Outro – fading with brass and distant marching] Put your Minecraft bed next to mine… For Motherland… for comrade… uwu…