Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis

Intro (dripping sewer, distant traffic) Midlife crisis. (beat drops) Hook 1 Midlife crisis Shell still tough Knees pop Still rough Midlife crisis Slow start Warm up Then we spark Verse 1 Stretch first Then fight Back crack All night Mask on Still cool Old school New rules Late night No sleep But nap Midweek 😆 Slice up Pizza box Antacid Stocked Hook 2 (evolving) Midlife crisis Still drip Slow flip Don’t slip Midlife crisis Shell strong Still got it All along Verse 2 Fight stance Hold that Hamstring Pulled back Quick spin Careful Landing… stressful 😆 Training Light reps Hydrate Then steps Still fast Just… wait Give me Eight --- BEAT SWITCH --- (beat brightens, more melodic, major energy) Bridge Listen. It’s not about age. It’s about… experience. …and stretching properly. Verse 3 (major key “we still got it”) Blade flash Still clean Team move Routine Old guard Still lead Speed’s there Just… breathe 😆 City safe We ride Side by Side side Half shell Still king Hear that Ring ring Final Hook Midlife crisis No loss Still boss Shell gloss Midlife crisis We win Old school Again Verse 4 (final extended — MAJOR KEY ROLL CALL) Leo leads Still composed Runs a dojo After close Raph still Got that rage Teaches anger Management… stage 😆 Donnie tech Upgrade king Fix your WiFi Everything Mikey vibe Pizza blog Food reviews Local vlog 😆 Splinter wise Still guide Podcast host “Inner Pride” April O’Neil News prime time Late night show Peak time Casey Jones Mask retired Coaches kids Gets them fired up Shredder corporate Suit and tie Runs a startup “Foot Tech AI” 😂 Krang stuck In a jar Zoom calls From afar Bebop, Rocksteady Gym bros now Spotters yelling “ONE MORE—NOW!” Rat King… shift manager Wendy’s night Still talks to rats On break time 😆 Foot Clan Office crew Casual Fridays Ninja shoes Old squad Still deep Save the day Then sleep 😴 Half shell Still strong Midlife… but we on