José, José Are you straight or gay ? La Abuela Rosalía Always kept us away I was always intrigued by the sculptures You made But La Abuela Rosalía yelled "No lo toques!!!" After that I didn't look, I was always afraid José you were smart And kept yourself Built a computer The size of a room Without any help To a kid like me I thought it was cool And wanted a peek But La Abuela Rosalía yelled "No lo toques!!!" She made me feel meek And that bad ass orange metalic Fiat 124 She musta went fast when you put your foot to.the floor ? José, José Will I see you today ? Or will La Abuela Rosalía just shush me away ? As I aged I saw you less Heard you had weird hobbies That kept away the ladies I do not jest Photos of Diner toilets An incredibly huge gun collection In the basement you kept La Abuela Rosalía told me to be like you to never marry and Cuida también a mamá too. José, José I think of you today Maybe straight, maybe gay But proud to have known you That's all I have to say "¡Arriba, abajo, al centro, pa' dentro!!!!" "Mi tío José era excéntrico, Hey hey!!!!!"
