(Oi Yoruno please can you lend me some money) I’m going out with the crew to get pist on the booze) Woke up on the night bus Mouth dry pockets loose Last thing that I remember I drank so much booze I drank so much booze had to skip to my lou Stumbling through the crowd tryna find my crew (where they at) Face on snooze but my legs still move Two step left right I just skip to my lou I drank so much booze had to skip to my lou Chatting to a lamppost like Who are you (you mad) Brain won’t choose what my mouth won’t do So I just so I just skip to my lou Bar tab big that’s a bad equation Shots so cheap lost all persuasion One more round was a underestimation leaned on the ticket box at Victoria station Spilled my drink on a guy in a suit He just laughed said Safe you’re cute (Err thank you?) DJ plays old school tunes Now I’m in the middle stumbling to the grooves I drank so much booze had to skip to my lou Stumbling through the crowd tryna find my crew (oi oi) Face on snooze but my legs still move Two step left right I just skip to my lou I drank so much booze had to skip to my lou Told the bouncer Fam I know you (I don’t) Brain won’t choose what my mouth won’t do So I just so I just skip to my lou Kebab in hand like a light say bar Sauce down my sleeve that’s extra texture Card got declined on a late night cider So I paid in coins cos I didn’t have a fiver Called my girl said I’m doing just fine It’s half past four she’s losing her mind (Why you sound like you’re under the sea sober yourself up and get some coffee) Stairs to my crib feels like Mount Everest Trip on the fifth call that the Everest test Girlfriend filmed it then put it straight in the group I turned that fall to a skipping loop (like) I drank so much booze had to skip to my lou Stumbling through the crowd tryna find my crew (where they gone) Face on snooze but my legs still move Two step left right I just skip to my lou Woke up the next day head still spinning My girl thinks I’ve been talking to other women It’s half past three and my team is winning She’s cursing me out but I’m just grinning While she’s throwing stuff all around the room Almost had my eye out with a dirty spoon I can’t catch a break (oh for fucks sake) Forget this madness I’m going out with my mates (Jeeezz Louise) (Ha ha)
