Ima gonna turn the knob, it's already lockin' Went and slipped the thread, then you stripped it Got a couple dowels left, no idea where they go Particle board crack, look at it split Manual say I'm too helpless Manual say I am helpless.... You said that you blame me Spent four hours building this set of drawers with you IKEA offline... I'm not chill I don't need you holdin' Board C Dropped a peg, and you can’t hear me This time the drawer won't open See me thinkin' how I hate this, babe My brain's smokin' (Calling....) Callin', up to customer service, callin' I'm talkin’ wood flakes, flakes Too many plastic pegs up in this crate, crate Wife left home She left me in bed 'Cause I didn't get the hinges anchored Remember they had to kill a tree for this, yes So many extra screws left over, it's terrifying (....It's terrifying....) I'ma gonna turn the knob, it's already lockin' Went and slipped the thread, then you stripped it Got a couple dowels left, no idea where they go Particle board crack, look at it split Manual say I'm too helpless Manual say I am helpless.... (...to Hell with this...) Lost the hex wrench under the rug Sweatin' through my flannel shirt (ow, they hurt) The backboard is backwards, the fake wood pattern is facing the wall I gotta unscrew all thirty-two screws I gotta start all over again... Yeah... Just gonna throw a tablecloth over it. Nobody touch it.... Don't lean on it.... Don't lean on it... Don't lean.....
