Doo do doo do-da-loodoo He's got a radar and he set A trap Thought he caught one in his net Fairies! he screams But no He ain't caught one.... yet "haha" Mom's in the corner Rolling her eyes Timmy's grinning Feeding him lies Fairies! Fairies! I know they're there! Fairies! Fairies! Everywhere! But every time I shout and flail It’s a big fat fairy fail! He builds machines with blinking lights Claims he saw wings in the dead of night Mom yells down Damn it son! Take a bath! Timmy whispers Oh yea.... He smells so bad! "and Crocker...well...he...freakin cracked!" Oh... no... .The aftermath!!! Every plan Just blows apart Every clue A broken heart He sets up traps with cheese and bells Tries a spell book Trips and yells Mom walks in “Clean up this mess!” Timmy snickers “You’re obsessed!” What's up Crocker? Fairy godparents Oh my god Dude Yeah Ooh It's the fairies It's the fairies They're here And I've waited my whole life to see 'em appear It's the fairies It's the fairies They're here And I've waited my whole life to see 'em but they disappear I swear I've... I've been searchin' for fairies It's all that I think about Honestly Barely I think I'm onto one right now Okay Hear me out No way Bro I think I found one No "Son Your lunch is ready " "Aw Thanks Mom" Every single time Man My sandwich is soggy Fairies My cousin's dog has fleas And my neighbor's boy can't read But he ain't as bad as me Because I got one damn disease I think I see them when I dream It's worse than it seems These problems aren't what they seem FAIRIES I'm missing a sock It's fairies I stubbed my toe Fairies The whole world's gone Fairies My house is on fire It's fairies I can't get hired It's fairies Lost my entire family It's fairies The only explanation's Fairies A bird in the sky? He’s screamin’ it’s wings A gust of wind? He’s convinced it sings Spots a kid with a bright green hat "FAIRIES!" he shouts but it’s a baseball bat His traps are set wires and nets But all he catches are broken regrets "I’ll prove it I’ll show them they’ll see I’m right!" Fairies just giggle vanish into the night Look at the clouds It's fairies A magical rainbow It's fairies Hummingbird hummin' Fairies Can't stop the Fairies my sanity's crumbling Fairies Look at the moon It's fairies A beautiful tune It's fairies Seagulls above me Fairies Someone's saying they love me Fairies It's never the fairies Why is It never the fairies It's never the fairies Fairies! Fairies! I know they're there! Fairies! Fairies! Everywhere! But every time I shout and flail It’s a big fat Freakin' fail! " Damn Fairies!!" [woman's voice:] 'Okay...Mr.Crocker. Time to take your medicine.' [Mr.Crocker] "No! it was not I who ate the butter scotch! it was the Fairies! The fairies I tell you!!!' haha hooohoohoo Fairies!!! [End:]
