⸻ [Vocal Entry Intro] Excuse me… ⸻ Hello. ⸻ I’d like to file a complaint. ⸻ [DING, DING] ⸻ [Bass Enters] [Verse 1 — Professional] Something went wrong uploading the video posted the hook three seconds late three seconds off beat now the whole thing missed the drop follow button broken again refresh nothing —- refresh nothing ⸻ close the app open the app ⸻ same problem different screen ⸻ [Pre — Irritated] I fixed the timing I fixed the mix I fixed the timing you moved the clip ⸻ WHO MOVED THE CLIP ⸻ PUT IT BACK ⸻ COME ON ⸻ [Hook] Something went wrong ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ Something went wrong ⸻ NO KIDDING ⸻ SU—- NO!!! ⸻ that’s not what I clicked ⸻ that’s not what I meant ⸻ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ⸻ Something went wrong again ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ COME ON!!! ⸻ [Post Hook] Loading… ⸻ Loading… ⸻ Loading… ⸻ Loading… ⸻ [Audio Freeze] Forget it. ⸻ [Verse 2 — Arguing With Software] Invalid hCaptcha token ⸻ System failure ⸻ Try again later ⸻ Unexpected error ⸻ Request timed out ⸻ Connection interrupted ⸻ I generated four new songs ⸻ but won’t let me leave one comment ⸻ follow new friend failure ⸻ comments don’t work ⸻ Now the comments work ⸻ something else won’t load ⸻ every update fixes something ⸻ breaks something else ⸻ I’d like to file a complaint ⸻ about the complaint ⸻ where do I file the complaint ⸻ when the complaint system broke too ⸻ [Door Knocks Return Stronger] [KNOCK, KNOCK] ⸻ ANYBODY THERE ⸻ [Pre — Losing Patience] I fixed the structure ⸻ I fixed the mix ⸻ I fixed the issue ⸻ you broke the page ⸻ I FIXED THE PAGE ⸻ YOU BROKE IT AGAIN ⸻ COME ON ⸻ COME ON ⸻ COME ON ⸻ [Hook] Something went wrong ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ Something went wrong ⸻ NO KIDDING ⸻ SU—- NOO!!! ⸻ off by three seconds again ⸻ that’s not where I put it ⸻ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ⸻ Something went wrong again ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ COME ON!!! ⸻ [Bridge — Full Meltdown] Error ⸻ Retry ⸻ Refresh ⸻ Retry ⸻ Log In ⸻ Log Out ⸻ Refresh ⸻ Retry ⸻ System failure ⸻ Connection lost ⸻ Server unavailable ⸻ Unexpected error ⸻ Try again later ⸻ NO ⸻ I’M TRYING NOW ⸻ Error ⸻ Retry ⸻ Refresh ⸻ Retry ⸻ SU— OH NO!!! ⸻ SOMEBODY FIX THIS ⸻ [Drop Cancelled] [pause] [Error Beep] ⸻ [pause] [Error Beep] ⸻ ARE YOU SERIOUS ⸻ [Final Drop — Total Breakdown] SOMETHING ⸻ WENT ⸻ WRONG ⸻ YOU’RE ⸻ SO ⸻ ANNOYING ⸻ [Maximum Layer Density] [Door Knocks] [Typing] [Mouse Clicks] [Error Beeps] [Glass Breaks] [Buffer Stutters] [Alarm Sounds] [Record Scratches] [Final Hook] Something went wrong uploading the video ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ Something went wrong posting the hook ⸻ you’re so annoying ⸻ Something went wrong it’s off by three seconds ⸻ that’s not where I placed it ⸻ Something went wrong leaving a comment ⸻ Something went wrong following people ⸻ Something went wrong editing songs ⸻ Something went wrong everything ⸻ WHY ⸻ ARE ⸻ YOU ⸻ LIKE ⸻ THIS ⸻ SU-NO!!! ⸻ COME ON!!! ⸻ [System Shutdown] And don’t get me started on these 50 second clips you generate when I pay for full tracks.
