Dying on the Throne Tonight

[Pre-Chorus]
And now the walls are closing in,
This is a battle I can't win.

[Chorus]
I'm dying on the throne tonight,
Praying everything will be alright.
There's a demon dancing in my soul,
And apparently my bowels are under his control.
I'm crying on the throne tonight,
Questioning every choice in life.
If I make it through till morning light,
I'll never trust discounted tacos twice.

[Verse 2]
Called my friend and said, "I think I'm cursed."
He said, "Man, somehow that sounds like your worst."
I said, "No, seriously, this thing is real,
It's got me dying on the throne after every meal."
Now it's laughing every time I stand,
Like it's got my future written in its hands.
I can hear it laughing from the abyss,
Every time I hear my backside hiss.

[Pre-Chorus]
And every minute feels so long,
The demon's singing my swan song.

[Bridge]
Maybe this is karma,
Maybe this is fate.
Maybe Hell got bored and picked
A random guy to devastate.
The demon says he's ancient,
A terror none can fight.
Yet somehow all his dark ambitions
Led to this toilet tonight.

[Final Chorus]
I'm dying on the throne tonight,
The Stomach Demon won the fight.
Ancient lord of endless pain,
Why are you obsessed with my digestive chain?
I'm dying on the throne tonight,
Staring at the bathroom light.
When historians ask where heroes fell,
Tell them I fought the Duke of Smell.
And I almost won...
I almost won...

(But not quite.)

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[Verse 1] I was doing fine at half past eight, Had a little dinner, thought it tasted great. Now there's a shadow moving deep inside, And I swear I heard an evil voice reply. It said, "I've come from somewhere far below, Got one purpose and it's all you need to know." I said, "Buddy, can't you haunt somebody else?" It said, "Nope, tonight I'm haunting your digestive health." [Pre-Chorus] And now the walls are closing in, This is a battle I can't win. [Chorus] I'm dying on the throne tonight, Praying everything will be alright. There's a demon dancing in my soul, And apparently my bowels are under his control. I'm crying on the throne tonight, Questioning every choice in life. If I make it through till morning light, I'll never trust discounted tacos twice. [Verse 2] Called my friend and said, "I think I'm cursed." He said, "Man, somehow that sounds like your worst." I said, "No, seriously, this thing is real, It's got me dying on the throne after every meal." Now it's laughing every time I stand, Like it's got my future written in its hands. I can hear it laughing from the abyss, Every time I hear my backside hiss. [Pre-Chorus] And every minute feels so long, The demon's singing my swan song. [Chorus] I'm dying on the throne tonight, Praying everything will be alright. There's a demon dancing in my soul, And apparently my bowels are under his control. I'm crying on the throne tonight, Questioning every choice in life. If I make it through till morning light, I'll never trust discounted tacos twice. [Bridge] Maybe this is karma, Maybe this is fate. Maybe Hell got bored and picked A random guy to devastate. The demon says he's ancient, A terror none can fight. Yet somehow all his dark ambitions Led to this toilet tonight. [Final Chorus] I'm dying on the throne tonight, The Stomach Demon won the fight. Ancient lord of endless pain, Why are you obsessed with my digestive chain? I'm dying on the throne tonight, Staring at the bathroom light. When historians ask where heroes fell, Tell them I fought the Duke of Smell. And I almost won... I almost won... (But not quite.)

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