GPT is for Porn

[Intro – User] What are you doing up so late, Dev? Typing again? Are you coding? [Dev] Heh… kinda. [User] You’ve been glued to that chat all night! What are you really using GPT for? [Dev – mit übertriebenem Ernst] I’ll show you… (turns monitor dramatically) 🎶 GPT is for porn! 🎶 GPT is for porn! I open tabs and prompt all day, ‘Cause dirty thoughts don’t go away! GPT is for porn! [User] WHAT?! [Dev] You think I fine-tune models for research? Ha! [Refrain 1] All these nerds with GPU farms, Pretending they have noble charms. But under all that ethics talk, They’re building bots that dirty-talk! 🎶 GPT is for porn! GPT is for porn!** Training sets from every site, Your filters try, but not too tight! 🎶 [User – entsetzt] No no no! GPT writes poems and code! [Dev – nickt, dann grinst] Sure… code that moans in binary mode! 🎶 GPT is for porn! 🎶 GPT is for porn! It’s not for math or Socrates, It’s all about those fantasies! [Bridge – im Duett] (User:) “But it can plan and summarize!” (Dev:) “And generate thighs of paradise!” (User:) “That’s not what OpenAI meant!” (Dev:) “Then why’s your chat in incognito again?” [Refrain 2] 🎶 GPT is for porn! GPT is for porn! If you think it’s here for peace, You’ve never seen the training piece! 🎶 [Finale – mit Chor] AI ethics sound so worn, Every dataset’s been torn. From text to image, line to form, The pattern stays — just newly born: 🎶 GPT is for porn! GPT is for porn! The Internet walked so GPT could moan! GPT is for porn! 🎶