Tomcraft183 - Bohemian Offkey (Chasing Mercy WTF Remix)

[Intro – spoken, awkward] Uh… is this the right key? No? …Okay, we’ll fix it in post. Probably. [Verse 1] Is this the real song? Is this just parody? Caught in a rhyme scheme, That dies immediately. Open my mouth and sing— Oops, that note escaped me, I’m off‑key… I’m off‑keeeey… [spoken] Sorry, that was ugly. [Pre‑Chorus] Mama, I tried to rhyme “danger”, But it only matched with “stranger”, Then I panicked, kicked the amp, Now everything sounds wrong. [Chorus] Offkeyyyyyy, Everything’s offkeyyyyyy, This melody is melting like a broken DVD. Offkeyyyyyy, Why’s the drummer late again? He said traffic, but he lives across the street. [Verse 2] Too late, my voice cracked twice, My guitar’s out of tune and the bassist rolled snake eyes. Goodbye, perfect harmony, We’re a punk band anyway, So chaos is our legacy. [Bridge – fake operatic section] Galileo— wait, no, wrong song, sorry. Figaro— also wrong, my bad. Scaramouche— Okay, now I’m just doing it on purpose. [Breakdown – spoken] Alright, here comes the epic guitar solo. Three… two… one… [Guitar Solo – described] wild bend string snaps amp hisses …yeah, that’s enough of that. [Final Chorus] Offkeyyyyyy, Still completely offkeyyyyyy, But maybe that’s the charm of this catastrophe. Offkeyyyyyy, We’ll never sing on pitch, But at least we scream with passion, honestly. [Outro] Nothing really matters, Anyone can see… Nothing really matters… Except maybe tuning… …next time.