[Intro] Uh-oh… [Verse 1] Yay-yay! I’m home at 2 AM Mom’s at the door, mad again Curfew tracker blew my cover Dad’s passed out like game is over [Chorus] Too many Apps! Too many Oops! Even my parents got high-tech cops (For real!) Too many traps! I pray to stars above Don’t let me lose your love— ’Cause there’s too many Apps! [Verse 2] Your texts? Blocked by “Parental Guard” They turned my phone into Fort Knox hard So now I text with secret code One buzz—run fast before they know! [Chorus] Too many Apps! Too many Oops! One wrong tap, and boom! I'm caught! Too many chats! I pray to stars above Please don’t ignore my love— ’Cause there’s too many Apps! [Bridge] My little bro's a snitchin’ spy Screenshots saved—I wanna cry No privacy, just house arrest I swear, I’m tryin’ my best! [Outro] Too many Apps! Too many Oops! Weren’t apps supposed to be on our side?! Too many things!! I pray to stars above Just don’t mess up my love... ’Cause there’s too many Oops!!! Too many Apps! (Ahh—there it goes again! ping!) [End] Parody of “Too Many Rules” by Connie Francis (1961) [Intro] あちゃ〜 [Verse 1] イェイイェイ！深夜2時にご帰宅〜 ママがドア前で激おこモード 門限アプリがアタシの居場所バラして パパはショックで気絶寸前 [Chorus] Too many Apps! Too many Opps! 今どき親もハイテク警察（マジで） Too many traps! 星にお願いしてるの… どうかキミに嫌われませんように… だってアプリが多すぎるんだもん！ [Verse 2] キミからのメッセージも“ペアレンタルガード”でブロック スマホがまるで要塞（セキュリティ最強） だから今夜は秘密コードで送るよ 通知が来たら即ダッシュ！ [Chorus] Too many Apps! Too many Opps! たった1回のミスタップでバレた！ Too many chats! 星にお願いしてるの… どうか既読スルーされませんように… だってアプリが多すぎるんだもん！ [Bridge] チクり魔の弟はスパイ気取り スクショは完璧、言い逃れ不可 プライバシーなんて夢のまた夢 アタシ、お縄寸前です… [Outro] Too many Apps! Too many Opps! えっ、アプリってアタシたちの味方じゃなかったの！？ Too many things!! 星にお願いしてるの… この恋だけは壊さないでって… だって敵が多すぎる！ Too many Apps! （あぁ〜 また鳴ってる〜〜）
