[Chorus] In my humble opinion I.M.H.O. with respect. In my humble opinion, You're a real pain in the neck. [Verse 1] "Now, I am not one to gossip." Seems to be your favorite line Then you look and listen. To see whom else to malign. [Bridge] You think the world's your oyster And we others just the shell In my humble opinion You (pause) can go to... [Verse 2] Well, don't want to be disrespectful I don't want to sound uncouth I still want to be a lady, But I need to tell the truth [Verse 3] The Lord said love your neighbor Don't think He meant it like "that" Be careful around my husband Or you'll face my tit for tat [Outro] In my humble opinion I.M.H.O. with respect Keep flirting with my husband I'm gonna ring your neck Yes, I.M.H.O, darling I hope you will respect The fact that I'm on to you And I'm gonna ring your neck Yes, I am on to you So watch your pretty neck. [outro] I. M.H.O., my dear You better watch your pretty neck.
