[Verse 1] Grains and Grease had a fight last night, Steam rose up when the flash went white. Grains said, “Buddy, I feed the West!” Grease said, “Man, I flavor best!” [Chorus] Grains and Grease! Clang that pan! Stirred-up borders, pot o’ land. Grains and Grease! Boil that plan— Same old hunger feeds every man. [Verse 2] Pasta marched with a sausage grin, Dumplings rolled their armor in. Burgers barked from an iron shore, Curry guns roared back for more. [Chorus] Grains and Grease! Clash all night! Forks like bayonets shining bright. Grains and Grease! Spin that light— Tomorrow’s stew gonna taste just right. [Bridge] Oil slick thunder, flour rain, Smoke stack rhythm, kitchen pain. Someone yelled, “Who owns the flame?” Every ladle answered, “Same!” [Final Chorus / Outro] Grains and Grease! Bang that drum! Every nation’s belly numb. Grains and Grease! Eat or run— We all melt down when the heat wave comes.
