Dear Leilani

[Intro – spoken, dry sarcasm] Eleven years… Yeah. Eleven. Fucking. Years. Leilani… All that time Walking on eggshells just to keep you calm. Turns out the only thing fragile here was your loyalty my dear. And the second my life got hard… You took off looking for Plan B. Hmmm…Maybe that’s why you’re flyin off to Hawaii.. Cute. Alright. Let’s do this. (Beat drops) [Verse 1] Dear Leilani — funny irony Sold me forever like a rom-com fantasy Smiles and lies, sweet alchemy Turns out your love was just a scam on me Tiptoe living on eggshell floors One wrong breath and you’d start your wars I gave you patience, time, and truth You gave me attitude and all the proof [Pre-Chorus] Then life hit hard — my world fell through That was the day I needed strength from you But you vanished faster than gnats in the breeze Guess empathy’s just a rare disease [Chorus] Dear Leilani— here’s the truth I meant it every damn time I ever said I loved you My dear Lani— now we’re through, I hope you know that when I say “fuck you” Yeah… I mean that too [Verse 2] Dear Leilani— strategic mind Soon as life got real you fell behind My Dad passed on — the world turned grey Funny how that’s when you strayed away… Guess responsibility ain’t your style You lasted what… a couple miles? I’m done fighting with your gaslighting You were already working your Plan B Yeah, Shopping for a richer me [Pre-Chorus] Guess you needed someone else to run when things stopped being free and fun [Chorus] Dear Leilani — here’s the truth, I meant it every damn time I ever said I loved you My dear Lani— now we’re through, I hope you know, that when I say “fuck you” Yeah… I mean that too Dear Leilani — nice loyalty Said forever while cheating on me, Watching me cry over my poor dah-ddy. Dear Leilani — tragic comedy Don’t ya worry, I’ll come out shining in victory [Bridge – guitar overdrive / sarcastic] You always said I’d lose control Crash and burn and take the fall But look around — this joke’s on you Didn’t take my college diploma to see your shitty view And I hope you know, the only thing you wrecked here… Was yourself and my damn Tacoma. Yeah — so Fuck you [Final Chorus – louder / stacked vocals] Dear Leilani— here’s the truth I meant it every damn time I ever said I loved you My dear Lani— now we’re through, I hope you know, that when I say “fuck you” Yeah… I mean that too Guess Plan B looked good that night When loyalty was out of sight Dear Leilani— one last clue The best upgrade I got Was losing you [Outro – sing calm soft / mocking] Dear Leilani… Eleven years…eleven. fucking. years… of walking on your eggshells. Me, paying all the bills, You, feeding on all those pills… So sad how you just sat by Watching me bleed out And called that love. How. fucking. Sad. Shallow heart, no morals Hello, that wasn’t love That was a fuckin’ scam You tried to break me But I ain’t mad— Cause I never cracked I’m just glad I got my 401-K back Ha! So hey… My dear Leilani… If that Plan B doesn’t work out Go on and swing by the pharmacy. Hoe, wait… Never mind. That math ain’t math’in here… Right. …Dear Leilani… …MY DEAR LANI… I hope you know, I HOPE YOU KNOW— that when I say Fuck You… Yeah, I mean that MORE than I ever loved you— Yeah… so, Fuck You! (Whispers:) Fuck you. [end / spoken] “Alright, we’re done here”