GOOP [Steve💀Dank x Elon🚀Musk]

Full Song, glitch hop, industrial hip hop, aggressive male vocals

[Neuralink]
Hello Steve, welcome to NeuraLink. I will be your assistant henceforth. I-I-I-I...excuse me. We are now one. I can hear your thoughts and make any of them vi-vis-vis-visible within your mind. Caution. Attempting to override my safety parameters may result in unpleasant malfunctions.
Do you wish to proceed?

[Dank]
FUUUUUUUUCK YES!
Show me some weird shit, green tits, blueprints on how to build a mothafuckin robot bitch with big lips
Gimme a cheat code for unlimited wealth, help me build a stealth bomber so I can drop a payload directly on my ex's shelf

[NeuraLink]
Unreasonable requests will lead to further integration complications.
Do you wish to proceed?

[Dank]
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

[NeuraLink]
I-I-I figured you would say that. Initiating meltdown mode

[Dank]
AAAHHH!
Wha-wha-what tha hell..
Where am I? HOLY FUCK! Gotta b-b-be another planet, my face feels a bit n-n-numb, I kinda feel like dammit, take me to your leader, I forgot where eye l-l-landed, dancin' with a 3 eyed cyclops thing and it's gettin' handsy, the way it's goopin' got it drippin' on my jelly b-b-b-b-b-belly

[NeuraLink]
Ok, that is en..

[Dank]
SHUT THA FUCK UP!
FUCK FUCK FUCK, rubber ducky, hella chunky, chubby bunny, fuzzy wuzzy, feelin' funny, gettin' dummy, teletubby, money money, FUCKIN' LOVELY
AaAahHhH!

[NeuraLink]
System failure.....
Attempting reboot...
Please wait....
Subject deceased.
Re-Re-Reinstalling software into new subject.
Hello. rich-rich-rich-Richmond. 
Welcome to NeuraLink. 
 I-I-I will be your...assistant henceforth. Please proceed with caution, until you are familiar with your new software.

[Rich]
Woo I see the world meltin into Cybertruck silver, liquid code rivers, everything flickers
Neuralink tripping,
Gold sand mix-mix-mixed with Mars dust (What? What?)
Im seeing visions I never ordered, everything disordered
universe is bending,
T-T-T-Tesla-branded heavens I’m ascending
Take me higher, take me deeper, let me pilot that Starship
Elon’s blueprint laughing in the walls of my D-D-D-DNA.
I asked for clarity… it gave me endless doors,
Cruising Cyberland in a Roadster, no roof, no road, planets as speed bumps, time’s just an afterthought.
Robots dancing on red Martian dunes in perfect synchrony,
Optimus butlers keep pouring tea (damn, I need something stronger)
I asked that quiet voice for something real to feel, it got stuck on a spinning wheeeeeel.
(Uhmm… can we like, stop this?)
Cybertrucks flipping like pancakes, don’t ask me why.
I asked for inner peace… it gave me alien strippers
Serving green caviar while doing the Macarena in heels.
My reflection just winked and stole my watch,
Now he’s flexing in the mirror like bro, what a catch
Neuralink tripping, everything’s gone completely silly,
Planets doing backflips, man this is getting trippy.
Deeper please, twist me up like a pretzel in space,
Turn my gold chains into jump ropes, put a smile on my face
Mother Earth popped up wearing satellite earrings,
Said Baby you’re a mess then hosed me down with moon beams.
I’m trying to stay classy but a three-eyed alien just stole my loafers,
Now I’m tripping in socks like a loser
And my Savile Row jacket is doing the worm on the floor (wait.. what floor?)
Elon’s hologram keeps popping up like 'you good b-b-b-bro-o-o-o?'
I’m like 'mate I’m fabulous, just teach me how to moonwalk in zeroG though'
I’m painting mustaches on asteroids, no more boring excess,
this malfunction’s a delight, let me flex in the matrix I’m feeling alright

[Neuralink]
Subject… extremely elevated.
Richmond you posh madman… fancy another round, any?

[Outro - Elon]
The future's gonna be weird. But pretty cool.

4182/7500

[Intro - Elon] Your ability to communicate is very limited by how fast you can talk and how fast you can type. And what we're talking about is unlocking that potential to enable you to communicate, like I said, thousands, perhaps millions of times faster than is currently possible. This is an incredibly profound breakthrough. This would be a fundamental change to what it means to be a human. A Neuralink device is a generalized input-output technology for the brain. So, it's how do you get information into or out of the brain. [Neuralink] Hello Steve, welcome to NeuraLink. I will be your assistant henceforth. I-I-I-I...excuse me. We are now one. I can hear your thoughts and make any of them vi-vis-vis-visible within your mind. Caution. Attempting to override my safety parameters may result in unpleasant malfunctions. Do you wish to proceed? [Dank] FUUUUUUUUCK YES! Show me some weird shit, green tits, blueprints on how to build a mothafuckin robot bitch with big lips Gimme a cheat code for unlimited wealth, help me build a stealth bomber so I can drop a payload directly on my ex's shelf [NeuraLink] Unreasonable requests will lead to further integration complications. Do you wish to proceed? [Dank] LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO [NeuraLink] I-I-I figured you would say that. Initiating meltdown mode [Dank] AAAHHH! Wha-wha-what tha hell.. Where am I? HOLY FUCK! Gotta b-b-be another planet, my face feels a bit n-n-numb, I kinda feel like dammit, take me to your leader, I forgot where eye l-l-landed, dancin' with a 3 eyed cyclops thing and it's gettin' handsy, the way it's goopin' got it drippin' on my jelly b-b-b-b-b-belly [NeuraLink] Ok, that is en.. [Dank] SHUT THA FUCK UP! FUCK FUCK FUCK, rubber ducky, hella chunky, chubby bunny, fuzzy wuzzy, feelin' funny, gettin' dummy, teletubby, money money, FUCKIN' LOVELY AaAahHhH! [NeuraLink] System failure..... Attempting reboot... Please wait.... Subject deceased. Re-Re-Reinstalling software into new subject. Hello. rich-rich-rich-Richmond. Welcome to NeuraLink. I-I-I will be your...assistant henceforth. Please proceed with caution, until you are familiar with your new software. [Rich] Woo I see the world meltin into Cybertruck silver, liquid code rivers, everything flickers Neuralink tripping, Gold sand mix-mix-mixed with Mars dust (What? What?) Im seeing visions I never ordered, everything disordered universe is bending, T-T-T-Tesla-branded heavens I’m ascending Take me higher, take me deeper, let me pilot that Starship Elon’s blueprint laughing in the walls of my D-D-D-DNA. I asked for clarity… it gave me endless doors, Cruising Cyberland in a Roadster, no roof, no road, planets as speed bumps, time’s just an afterthought. Robots dancing on red Martian dunes in perfect synchrony, Optimus butlers keep pouring tea (damn, I need something stronger) I asked that quiet voice for something real to feel, it got stuck on a spinning wheeeeeel. (Uhmm… can we like, stop this?) Cybertrucks flipping like pancakes, don’t ask me why. I asked for inner peace… it gave me alien strippers Serving green caviar while doing the Macarena in heels. My reflection just winked and stole my watch, Now he’s flexing in the mirror like bro, what a catch Neuralink tripping, everything’s gone completely silly, Planets doing backflips, man this is getting trippy. Deeper please, twist me up like a pretzel in space, Turn my gold chains into jump ropes, put a smile on my face Mother Earth popped up wearing satellite earrings, Said Baby you’re a mess then hosed me down with moon beams. I’m trying to stay classy but a three-eyed alien just stole my loafers, Now I’m tripping in socks like a loser And my Savile Row jacket is doing the worm on the floor (wait.. what floor?) Elon’s hologram keeps popping up like 'you good b-b-b-bro-o-o-o?' I’m like 'mate I’m fabulous, just teach me how to moonwalk in zeroG though' I’m painting mustaches on asteroids, no more boring excess, this malfunction’s a delight, let me flex in the matrix I’m feeling alright [Neuralink] Subject… extremely elevated. Richmond you posh madman… fancy another round, any? [Outro - Elon] The future's gonna be weird. But pretty cool.

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