[Spoken Intro] All you posers in the comments, Clutching your virtue like a badge. Hereโ€™s your mirror. [Verse 1] Met a dude online with the perfect take, Virtue signal flex for the clout heโ€™d make. Screams โ€œselloutโ€ at anyone who breaks the mold, While cashing likes from the story he sold. [Build] So cry me a river, keyboard tough guy, Your outrage is just another high. [Chorus] Youโ€™re a hooker with an opinion, Bending over for validation. Talk that shit from the cheap seats, But fold when the spotlight heats. [Verse 2] Preach revolution from your mamaโ€™s basement, Cancel culture warrior, full of resentment. Hate the system till it pays your rent, Then ride the wave till the moneyโ€™s spent. [Heavy Bridge] I sold my soul? At least I got paid, You gave yours free and still got played... Still got played. (Heavy Build) So cry me a river, keyboard tough guy, Your outrage is just another high. (Reprise Angier Chorus) Youโ€™re a hooker with an opinion, Bending over for validation. Talk that shit from the cheap seats, But fold when the spotlight heats. [Outro - Shouted] Fuck your purity test. Fuck your scene. Take your fake ass somewhere else. Get fucked. (END)