[Intro - Spoken] Joey, what happened back here? Austin's got the broom. Again. Dairy frozen, aisle whatever—here we go! [Verse 1] Joey rolls in like a one-man parade, Milk on the floor and a fresh mess made. Carton goes tipping, the white tide spreads, Austin grabs the mop while Joey just says, “Wasn’t me—well, maybe a little bit, though.” Austin's already chasing the next spill's flow. [Pre-Chorus] Sweep it left, mop it right, Clock says closing, but the floor's not right. Austin looks up, there's another surprise— Joey's trail keeps growing right before his eyes. [Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up, Mop in one hand and the bucket filled up. Spilled milk, broken eggs, and a mystery brew, Austin's got no time—there's too much to do! Tags, tape, cardboard, stickers in a line, Joey leaves a breadcrumb trail every single time. Joey makes a mess, Austin mops the floor— Turns around, there's another one by the door! [Verse 2] Eggs hit the tile—crack, that's breakfast gone, Austin's got a scraper and he's working till dawn. Some things are fermenting, nobody knows when, Austin seals the bucket, then he's back at it again. Tags stuck to his sleeve, tape stuck to his shoe, Cardboard doing cartwheels as he sweeps it through. Stickers on the handle, stickers on the pail, Joey's little paper parade leaves a colorful trail. [Pre-Chorus] Sweep it left, mop it right, One clean patch lasts about half a night. Austin checks the clock, but the clock won't wait— Joey found a fresh spill by the freezer gate. [Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up, Mop in one hand and the bucket filled up. Spilled milk, broken eggs, and a mystery brew, Austin's got no time—there's too much to do! Tags, tape, cardboard, stickers in a line, Joey leaves a breadcrumb trail every single time. Joey makes a mess, Austin mops the floor— Turns around, there's another one by the door! [Bridge - Spoken / Call and Response] Who spilled the milk? Joey! Who cracked the eggs? Joey! Who gets the mop? Austin! Does Austin get a break? Not yet! [Bridge - Rap] Austin's got a list and the list got long, Joey's been busy and the mess rolls on. One more swipe, one more pass, Sticker on the bucket, tape on the glass. Austin keeps moving, steady and cool, Trying to mop a tide with a tiny blue tool. Joey says, “All done!” Austin says, “Great!” Then hears one more carton take a tumble by the crates. [Final Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up, Mop in one hand and the bucket filled up. Spilled milk, broken eggs, and a mystery brew, Austin's got no time—there's too much to do! Tags, tape, cardboard, stickers in a line, Joey leaves a breadcrumb trail every single time. Joey makes a mess, Austin mops the floor— Turns around, there's another one by the door! [Outro - Spoken] Austin, you missed one. Where? Right behind you. ...Joey!
