Sooma Looma Dooma (What’s Your Name?)

(What’s your name?) My name is Boosh! Hi! My name is… (chicka chicka slim—) No, wait, sorry. That’s another guy. I really should be better at knowing all my lines. I’m the fracking worst It’s only the first verse and I’ve already cursed this worse than Fred Durst did when he’s unrehearsed and And I’m a little averse (rude) to all the perverse dudes wish I could coerce them into a hearse then get them to disperse but first imburse the earth cuz we’re all a little terse Here in the dirt But Imma flirt With the skirt in the “I Heart Nerds” shirt I am a literal cartoon talking A barstool walking A jump-jivin’ nerdy fool mocking And no power in the ‘verse can stop me. My name is Boosh LaRoosh I’m a nerd on the loose Livin’ in the fiction Cuz reality’s obtruse You don’t understand Cuz you don’t know the truth But excuse me Let me introduce thee (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) I’m hypothetical, experimental, a demo Can’t read me Cuz you didn’t get the memo Straight off the block and I’m gunnin’ for the Man Off the meds, down a spiral That you wouldn’t understand Stay above the shit when it starts to hit the fan Float above the melee, I won’t dirty up my Vans I’m a ghost at most, but post-roast, I’m morose Non-engrossed, a dosed host The avocado on your toast Rich, fatty, and green like Jabba when he choked On his sail barge, eyes large Tongue out and dead Like he was Large Marge I induce the recluse to seduce the obtuse, conduced through abuse, so we lose the noose with mass-produced truce and reproduce the abuse through diffused overuse So just Turn up, show the deuce, goin’ green—call me Bruce Banner day, drink the juice ham and eggs, Dr. Seuss Theodor is acute— you’ll find it at my roots Underground clown with no good attributes Yo this is ridiculous, It’s gettin’ meticulous Strange and fortuitous This verse is sir-cue-eh-tuss overblown, gratuitous So what you gonna do with it? Mirror mirror on the wall Who’s the nerdiest of all? Mirror said that I’m the king Your giants fall before they swing I’m David with a nerdy sling! (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) [glitch FX] Oh oh okay, now back to the raps Suma luma duma Dance like Gary Numa Numa Sprouting tales from my head like my name was Bib Fortuna Hey nerd girl, who you wanna hang with? I got so much nerd drip I’m leakin’ bandwidth I love you like Eleven loves a waffle I miss you like the dinos miss their fossils I need you more than Gollum needs the ring You move me like Red Five moves an X-wing! So hurt me, spurt me break me in like a glove I got more wood stocked than the Summer of Love (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) Up up down down how you get down town Nerdcore hip-hop Apples make for bad cops left right left right Time tight, take the flight It’s okay, got 30 lives I know it’s gonna be alright B A select start Know the code by heart Lick stick wick pick Pony with a single trick Flip flop dip dots Let me make a TikTok Nerdcore hip-hop Llama goin’ knock knock I’m weird and I know it. I don’t like oatmeal or licorice I’ll use a word that means nonsense, like gibberish Imma wash with the nerdy I tend to get kinda wordy When I drink I get handsy You won’t understand me Stick with me, kid We can do so much more I’m a leaf on the wind, Watch how I soar (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) Sooma. Looma. Dooma. (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!) (What’s your name?) It’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (What?) That’s Boosh! (Who?) — LaRoosh! (Yeah!)