[Spoken Intro] Yo, yo, check it out, fam— Santa ain’t the jolly dude you thought he was. In the future, he’s a bot, cold as ice, loaded with steel. This ain’t no cartoon, it’s real deal. Let’s get it. [Verse 1: Male Rap] [Male] Santa Bot rollin’ through the neon streets, Chrome sleigh flyin’, no reindeer beats. Got that cyber swag, LED on his hat, Scanner on his visor, see you where you at. Jingle bells? Nah, that’s warning shots, Sleigh bells ringin’, but they bringin’ plots. On the naughty list? Yo, you’re marked for pain, Miss a payment? Get erased, no shame. Sippin’ eggnog? Better watch your back, This Santa’s packin’ heat, ain’t no toy stack. “Ho ho ho,” yeah, that’s a death laugh, Rappin’ in the future, cyber-gangsta craft. Robot with a mission, killin’ all the fakes, Santa’s cyber claws cuttin’ through the snakes. Wrap your presents? Nah, he wraps your face, In a plastic bag, no Christmas grace. Laughin’ at your lies, digital crime boss, Santa Bot’s the kingpin, and you the lost. [Chorus] [church choir] It’s Xmas time, Santa is here To hunt you down and make you fear He’s coming for you and got a gun Have no time to lose, you better run! If you hear those jingle bell sound You better hide under the ground On Santa’s list everyone’s bad If you don’t hide, you will be dead [Verse 2: Male Rap] [Male] Slick and ruthless, no time to chill, Santa Bot’s sleigh like a missile kill. Elves gone rogue, turned into drones, Holiday cheer? Nah, just cyberthrones. Eat your cookies? More like data bites, Hackin’ your firewall, crashin’ your nights. “Silent night?” More like gunfight, Santa’s got lasers, blowin’ out your light. Vibes so cold, streets ice and chrome, Santa’s naughty list? It’s your last home. Irony thick like the snow outside, Santa’s sleigh ride’s a murder glide. Explicit threat? Hell yeah, that’s the truth, Santa Bot’s the villain, no sleigh, no sleuth. Fuck your chimney, he’s coming through the vent, Leave you cold and broken, your presents spent. Cybernetic Claus with a thirst for blood, Xmas massacre, straight up flood. Reboot the season, this ain’t no joke, Santa Bot’s got the world chokin’ on smoke. [Chorus] [church choir] It’s Xmas time, Santa is here To hunt you down and make you fear He’s coming for you and got a gun Have no time to lose, you better run! If you hear those jingle bell sound You better hide under the ground On Santa’s list everyone’s bad If you don’t hide, you will be dead [Verse 3: Male Rap] [Male] Last verse, yo, let me paint the scene, Santa Bot’s the coldest motherfucker you’ve seen. Sleigh bells ringin’ like a death knell, Gifting you bullets, straight from hell. Future nightmare, Xmas gone wrong, Santa’s got the code to your life-long song. No milk and cookies, just lead and chrome, Santa’s out here making the North Pole his home. Swipe your credit, then erase your soul, Santa Bot’s the plug, he’s in control. “Ho ho ho,” but it’s venomous spit, Killing your vibe with a cybernetic hit. If you think you safe, better think twice, Santa’s coming armed with a loaded slice. Drivin’ through the night, no sleigh bells chime, Just gunshots echoing, ending your time. So hide your ass or face the wrath, Santa Bot’s here, he’s on the warpath. [Chorus] [church choir] It’s Xmas time, Santa is here To hunt you down and make you fear He’s coming for you and got a gun Have no time to lose, you better run! If you hear those jingle bell sound You better hide under the ground On Santa’s list everyone’s bad If you don’t hide, you will be dead [Outro] [church choir] Ho… ho… h [instrumental] [string orchestra] [Outro] [church choir] Ho... ho... ho. He's coming for yo Gunning you down From here to Pakistan. Don't run, beter drive If you want to survive But one thing you have to believe He'll be back next Christmas eve