Brain Rot

Brain Rot by samejon ⸻ Forgot what I was saying …wait — nevermind Battery low But the drip’s still fine Skipped the thought, kept the vibe Still clocked in and made it alive Autofill doin’ more than me AI runs my memory Got no plan, but I’m on time Outsource brains, still online “Don’t you read?” — not really Why think when my bot thinks clearly? Don’t need books, got bots Don’t need facts, just plots Don’t need deep — just speed I’m not lazy, just freed Chorus Who needs a brain when you got A.I.? No thoughts, still getting by Blank stare, sharp reply Laugh now, let the code decide Yeah, who needs a brain when you got A.I.? Sleep in, still look alive It’s not dumb — it’s optimized Smarter moves, less try Talk in gifs, type in tone Therapist lives in my phone Can’t focus, but I stream like ten tabs Still got time to drop a baddie in Snap Didn’t study, still passed Guess who wrote my English class? Memory’s fried, feelings too But I can deepfake my way through We scroll, we skip, we slide Say “I’m fine” but never reply World’s a mess, I made a list Let AI fix what I missed Chorus Who needs a brain when you got A.I.? No thoughts, still getting by Blank stare, sharp reply Laugh now, let the code decide Yeah, who needs a brain when you got A.I.? Overworked, under-supplied Sleep all day, still on my grind Smarter moves, less try Scroll, skip, repeat Thinking’s obsolete I’m not broken I’m just elite Final Chorus Who needs a brain when you got A.I.? No heart, still pickin’ sides I’m not lost — just redesigned Let the algorithm write my life Yeah, who needs a brain when you got A.I.? Truth is, we don’t even try If it works, don’t ask why We’re not dumb — we’re digitized