Ho, ho, ho You motherfuckers have been naughty, naughty, naughty It's Santa Claus, ho ho bitches And your girl on her knees whoa whoa syphilis But she 'bout as bad as Saddam Made the whole naughty list from giving top 'Bout to blow St. Nicholas then she gon' get coal for this shit Santa's sleigh, we got hoes in this bitch Lead the way, Rudolph's nose and it's lit Frozen cold, the North Pole business is Making more figures than gold diggers, go figure, so oh shit I'm climbing down your chimney, when your kids asleep Wrap the gifts and leave 'em under Christmas trees This ain't Halloween, I don't trick or treat But I eat cookies like monsters on Sesame Street Aw, little Suzie want a gift card, fuck your wish list, dog Run up in your crib and hit a lick on all your shit, bitch I'm the Grinch Call me Bad Santa, tell Miss Claus that her tits all saggy as deflated kickballs Need some new hoes, get my dick hard, reindeer too slow, steal a big car (Christmas is, Christmas is) Cristmas is here, look, it's Santa Claus ho ho ho ho Running in your crib and stealing all your shit ha ha ha ha Running up in your crib, stealing up all your shit Your bitch is looking bad sucking on Santa's dick Got nowhere else to go, guess it's back to the cold Chilling in the North Pole, where the fuck are the hoes? Santa got free labor in his workshop, where my little helpers at? In those Smurf socks, Santa needs his belly scratched, tell them elves to wrap faster, bitch What do you know about rapping fast, Mystery Man? You're just a fake fucking bitch Let me tell you something here, you little pointy ear, weirdo horny queer Motherfucker really wanna question my method for rapping so fast That I'm grabbing them presents, in a package in seconds Then I'm dropping 'em in my sack and head for the exit Hop in the sled, I'm Xmasing, go from London to Texas All in one night, no it's not fun, it's just stressful So get back to work you dumb little asshole Ah, fuck it, mistletoe, kiss a hoe, probably lick a toe like a candy cane Hitting it like a batting cage, damn it Santa's acting strange And he gained more weight than a gigantic cave, can't escape All the cookies on his motherfucking plate, so Load the sleigh, it's time to go ho ho Sniffing blow through my nose, hoe, whoa (Christmas is, Christmas is) Cristmas is here, look, it's Santa Claus ho ho ho ho Running in your crib and stealing all your shit ha ha ha ha Running up in your crib, stealing up all your shit Your bitch is looking bad sucking on Santa's dick Got nowhere else to go, guess it's back to the cold Chilling in the North Pole, where the fuck are the hoes? You motherfuckers have been naughty, naughty, naughty Selling sounds for the Hotties hotties hotties. Try to keep with me you Zombie zombie zombies. Mindless FUCKS! Spineless Cunts! . Hop in the sleigh and ride, house to house, groom the kids, make them think they matter. That's the goal of all you fucking rappers. Spitting Crap that has no path Ripping trash that has no back Stabilizing tantalizing patronizing victimizing Rationalize the facts in which I've maximized and criticized. You lost now Right, I stopped bragging and speaking Bullshit... That's all motherfuckers care about. Pills, pistols, pretty women, Benjamin Franklin, memes and tweets, jokes and a hoax. Is that why every word I bleed gets missed? Clever doubles and triples, wordplay and narration Overlooked for puns and misogynistic psycho tension? This what I gotta do for attention? Miss introspection bars, clever writing gets no retention? Naughty list longer than my patience Nice list empty but they still say grace and Milk and cookies laced with expectations Ho ho ho till I dissociate, bitch Guess that’s Christmas now, bells over meaning Wrap it real pretty, don’t ask what I’m bleeding Still gotta smile for the pics and the children Red suit stitched from corporate decisions Fuck it, load the sleigh, snow in my lungs Elves still working while the beat still bumps Ring them bells, let the cash register sing Christmas time, steal everything Say it louder for the kids in the hall! (Christmas is, Christmas is) Cristmas is here, look, it's Santa Claus ho ho ho ho Running in your crib and stealing all your shit ha ha ha ha Running up in your crib, stealing up all your shit Your bitch is looking bad sucking on Santa's dick Got nowhere else to go, guess it's back to the cold Chilling in the North Pole, where the fuck are the hoes?
