(Intro: Fast, distorted guitar riff with the sound of a glass breaking) (Verse 1) They arrived in a basket, soft as a cloud But the purring stopped and the hissing got loud Wide-eyed demons with needles for toes Where the mischief starts, nobody knows I call ‘em "The Spawn," I call ‘em "The End" Say goodbye to your furniture, my friend! (Chorus) Oh yeah, all kittens Are spawns of hell! (Heavy Kick) When they are around, chaos dwells With a twitch of a tail, a flicker of dread Plotting my demise from the foot of my bed They may be cute, they may be sweet But it’s a trap! Satan’s minions sitting in my lap! (Verse 2) I bought ‘em a tower, I bought ‘em a mouse They just parkour all over the house The curtains are shredded, the vase is a ghost Stealing my dinner, hairballs so gross Midnight gallops across the hallway floor A thousand horses right outside my door! (Bridge) (Whispered, then building to a shout) They're out there... In the shadows, under the chair They're out there... With a thousand-yard kitten stare! … CLAWING MY ANKLE AS A BIG SURPRISE! (Guitar Solo - Wild, distorted, and messy) (Chorus) Oh yeah, all kittens Are spawns of hell! (Heavy Kick) When they are around, chaos dwells With a twitch of a tail, a flicker of dread Plotting my demise from the foot of my bed They may be cute, they may be sweet But it’s a trap! Satan’s minions sitting in my lap! (Outro) Yeah, they’re the spawn! (Meow!) every night til dawn! (Hiss!) my patience is gone. … … But the’re so cuddly.
