"I don't know what you fuckin' call it here in Switzerland..." "But we fuckin' call it a... PUPPET ORGY... Tonight!" [Verse 1] Curtains rise with all family smiles, But I crawl onstage and defile the aisle, Got the tap-dancin’ rabbit on his knees in a flash, While the chorus line of penguins all dive in the trash! [Chorus] Puppet orgy, puppet fight, Puppet filth on a Saturday night, Banjo pickin’ through the moans and gasps, Scuzzy’s here to wreck your puppet ass! [Verse 2] The bear in a vest tried to juggle some pies, I shoved his cream filling where the sun don’t rise, Accordion cow, I tore off her head, Stuck my tongue in the stump and that head blushed red! [Chorus] Puppet orgy, puppet fight, Puppet filth on a Saturday night, Banjo pickin’ through the yelps and barks, Scuzzy’s here to fist your puppet arse! [Bridge] The goose on the piano got jizz in his keys, The lamb in a bonnet begged, “Step on me, please!” The strongman buff'lo split the seams in his hump, While the chicken stuffed eggs up that piglet's rump! [Breakdown] Ride it, bite it, pull that seam, Stuffin’ flies out in a white-hot stream, Banjo wailin’, curtains burn, Every felt freak's waitin' its turn! [Final Chorus] Puppet orgy, puppet fight, Every hand up a hole tonight, Banjo yowlin' through the groans and grunts, Scuzzy's here to juice your puppet... fun! "Fuckin' puppets! Ha ha. Am I right?"
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