The Great Egg Heist: Revenge of the Bunny

(Intro – ominous) “You thought you got away with it… …you took the chocolate… Now the Bunny’s taking it back.” (Verse 1) Woke up late, went for my stash, Empty wrappers—gone in a flash, Every egg I stole last night… Vanished without a trace or fight… Window open, muddy floor, Tiny footprints by the door, Carrot left like some kind of clue… Oh no… he knows. He knows it was you 😳 (Pre-Chorus) Soft thump… thump… down the hall, Shadow bouncing on the wall… (Chorus) It’s the revenge of the bunny, This ain’t cute, this ain’t funny, You took the eggs, now pay the cost, Every stolen bite is lost! Floppy ears but eyes that glow, He’s here to settle what you owe, Midnight thief turned hunted now— You can’t escape him anyhow! (Verse 2) Checked the cupboard—nothing there, Chocolate gone without a care, Even sweets I didn’t take… This is more than a mistake… Garden gate swings open wide, Something’s waiting just outside, Rows of eggs all lined in sight… Is this a trap? Yeah… probably, right? 😅 (Pre-Chorus) Turn around—he’s standing still… Fluffy… silent… pure chill 😬 (Chorus) It’s the revenge of the bunny, You thought your heist was slick and sunny, Now he’s hopping through your plans, Justice served with furry hands! No more treats, no sweet surprise, Only judgment in disguise, Every crumb you took in greed… Now comes back at lightning speed! (Bridge – intense) He taps his foot—one… two… three… Drops a single egg… for me… Do I take it? Is that wise? Or is this bait before demise?! (Breakdown – whisper) “Return… the chocolate…” …did he just TALK?! (Final Chorus) This is the revenge of the bunny, Lesson learned (well… maybe, kinda), Next time I’ll just play it fair… …or at least check who’s there 😅 So if you’re planning a midnight run… Just remember what I’ve done… Take one egg, or take none at all… Or hear that thump… echo down the hall